Jack May
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know you're completely naked.
I've actually got you a Scotland shirt.
He's got the... So I've got you a Scotland shirt.
All the England lads are in there.
They all love you.
I don't know if they love you, but they all recognise you.
They're talking to you.
Probably cocaine involved.
And I've got you some cocaine.
I've got you some low...
I've got you loads of cocaine, some ketamine as well.
I know what you're thinking.
Wouldn't this be a bit embarrassing for you?
Because you're naked from the waist down with a thing up your bum.
But you will be sat down at our favourite table in The Murderers.
So it'll only be when people come up and ask for a selfie with you that they'll see your cock in the background of that.
So, yeah, that's your day.
England, Scotland, who knows what the score will be.