Jack May

Yeah, he doesn't want to murder people, does he?

Excuses.

Yeah.

Run a boy over his head.

And then to finish your day, Robbie, you've done your Bognor Regis half marathon.

You get back to Norwich, surprisingly fine.

You have not killed, you might have killed people, but we don't talk about that.

And I guess the perfect end to a nightmare day is to finally relax, take that butt plug out.

It wasn't a butt plug.

the strap on, and you'll have to just sort of scrape up the bodies in your back garden.

Whilst you're doing it, you're still slamming back pints to help with over the... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And by the way, just to add insult to injury, Stevie's in the corner of your garden, sat on a chair, watching you.

He's drinking a protein shake, and he's not judging the fact that you are scraping up the bodies of your deceased family, but he is judging the fact that you're having a few pints, so he's making snide little...

and he's also judging your Bognor Regis half marathon finish time.

How fast was it?

Two hours ten.

Get a life.

And he's got a heel.

No, come on.

And he's saying stuff like, I had three beers a couple of weeks ago and I podcasted worse.