Jack May

Shit Hull.

But still.

So you're waking up in Hull.

Hull.

Right.

So it's Hull versus the idea of what, Robbie?

oh no it's weird you say that because i pretty much had a replica flight really when i was coming back from barcelona i had one of the worst hangovers ever and i got on the flight and i had the middle luckily i had the front row so i did have some leg room but i had the middle row and i had two large men either side of me and fuck me did i tell you about the woman that came on the flight

No.

So, like, I'm there, right, and I'm so hungover.

And before even they'd done the safety announcement, I'm falling asleep, but my head keeps going, you know, and it keeps doing that.

So I keep putting my head back, and it felt like they were letting just everyone on.

It was taking forever, and it was so hot in there because the air con went on, yeah.

And then I just hear this woman come down, like, the little tunnel to the plane, and she's going...

oh my God, oh my God.

And I'm like, fuck, that wakes me up.

And she stood, so bear in mind, I can see everything that's happening because she's here, she's touching me, right?

And she goes, please, please, my family are just there, my family are just there.

And the airline lady's going, okay, we'll ask, we'll try our best.

They call through, the airline people call through and they go,

No, definitely sign off.