Jack May
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Yeah, I probably would text his kids.
After the show.
The worst one is the rekindling with the mum.
You got away with it, mate.
You got away with it.
So this is...
My nightmare day, I start it the day before, and I take a 22-hour flight from Sydney to London, breathing in the beer of two fat men squishing me in the middle seat.
For breakfast the next day, I have a seafood platter, and I have to rip the heads off prawns.
I wear Robbie's clothes all day, the football tee and the trousers, with possibly a stain on the bum.
I get a full-body scan from the bag mango.
I get a full-body scan.
Ooh, possibly got ball can.
Full body scan was clear, but unfortunately, it did reveal that I had Bevo's teeth.
I spend the day with two Arsenal fans and my mum.
Two who are gooners and one who does drugs off a spooner.
Then I'm about to go on stage.
It's the gig of my life.
Ricky Gervais introduces me on stage.
Matt Bragg, Matt Richardson, all my comedy friends are there.