Jack McBrayer

We've been to many functions at our house or parties, I guess, and they're not functions.

That's too long.

And we haven't had as many socially things because kids probably, I would say.

But one time you came over, you called on the way and asked Kristen, is there anything I could bring over?

And she said, no, we're all sorted.

And then you stopped anyways and you got a bag of like ruffles at the store, brought them, put them on the counter.

Nice.

and didn't make a big deal of it and then left.

And after you left, we discovered that you had left the receipt on it and you had circled in highlighter how much you had spent.

And then you wrote a little note that said, this is my business manager's email.

Please reimburse me for these chips.

Okay, I don't remember doing that.

You don't remember that.

No.

And then here's an even better one in the same vein.

That's funny.

Uh-huh.

And then this one's the best.

Another time you came to a party, you didn't bring anything.

Or if you did, you didn't leave a receipt.