Jack McBrayer
👤 Speaker
1774
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
When you got perfect hair, you don't fuck with it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
You're afraid you're going to offend somebody somehow.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
Was that a film she was in?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
Yeah, because look at me.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
Everyone knows I have gray hair on my sides.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
And next week, I'm not going to have gray hair on my sides.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
They'll know it's all fake.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
You know, George has these beautiful ringlets, Panay.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
And his hair is very dark.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
I was noticing when I was FaceTiming the other day, he clearly has like a layer of blonde highlights.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
It looks really fun and radiant and playful.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
And it's clearly fake as hell.