Jack McBrayer
👤 Speaker
1774
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
Did either of your parents smoke?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
Well, don't say, oh, gosh, no.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
But we're children of the 70s.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
You would agree with a lot of parents for banging darts.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
I feel like you just came out of the 1930s.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
Is that where you excuse yourself?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
Would you rather I light up a cigarette and bang a dart in front of you?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
Or would you rather I just do a nice little squirt?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
30 times a day, maybe more.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Jack McBrayer
Two squirts equals one milligram.