Jack Savoretti

Fuck!

I have met her once.

Attack the space.

I have not met him, but me and my wife had a really embarrassing moment where we live out in Oxfordshire.

And we were having sushi and Arteta and his wife sat right next to us.

And my wife and I were just like, my wife didn't really understand, but I was like sort of smiling.

And they kept sort of staring and sort of talking.

And I walked off, I was like, that was Mikel Arteta and his wife.

She didn't even know who I was talking about.

I was like, I think he might have like recognized me or something because they were chatting away.

And as I'm talking to my wife, I suddenly like, it just suddenly clicked.

Both of us were wearing Arsenal capsules.

Really?

Yeah, but they're like sort of vintage ones.

So I hadn't really like clocked in.

I was like, oh my God, that's why they were looking at us because we were like two Prats just sat next to them.

Both in an Arsenal house.

It was like different coloured Arsenal.

I know, that's pretty tragic to begin with.

You'd think one of us would have taken it off.