Jack Steele
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Christmas Day, by the way.
Like, get home, watch the holiday.
So I go to my room and there is this big motherfucking soft serve.
Like, I'm talking like triple decker.
I've ever seen from a dog on my rug.
Then on my polished concrete, there was two other shits next to each other.
So there was three shits in my room.
And then there was poo, like dribble marks all down the hallway and then right out the front of Grant's door, not in his door, just in the hallway, there was another bit of...
So I had to get paper towel with my fucking hands.
And in that one, the paper towel broke and my finger slid into the shit.
So I'm on my hands and knees dealing with this poo with my frigging T-shirt over my face.
Oh, you would have been so angry.
I just don't think...
I don't think you understand the smell that was coming out of this.
It was like methane gas, like straight up in your nose.