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Chapter 1: Why does Jack dislike morning sex?
All righty, before we start, Jack, what runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks?
If you can guess this, runs but never talks, a mouth but never walks.
No, runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks. I said that. No, you didn't. You said runs but never talks, has a mouth but never walks. That's what you said. You mixed it up.
Okay. That won't change anything because I don't know what you're talking about. Try and think of it. Think just quickly. Run but never walks? Run but never talks. Runs but never walks. Runs but never walks. Has a mouth but never talks. Have a thing. I just hate this stuff. I'm so dumb. I don't know. Like, give me a hint. Okay, it's a body of water. Runs but never walks. Oh, okay.
But talks but never walks. Oh, my God. What the fuck? Every time you said it, it's all mixed up every single time. Runs but never walks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talks but doesn't have a mouth. Mouths but never talks. Mouths but never talks.
Oh, my God. It goes from one ear to the other.
Mouths but never talks. Yeah. What is it? It's a body of water.
It's a fucking waterfall. No. Think about it. I don't know. A bath. It's a river.
I want to talk about unpopular opinions. So let's talk about them. Okay, so the reason this came up for me is... I'm just going to say it. Oh, this is heavy.
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Chapter 2: What are some unpopular opinions about relationships?
Like I'm into it actually every now and again. Like it's great. But I can see what you're saying with sometimes, you know, maybe you got gunk in your eye and you're waking up in bad breath and whatever's going on. But sometimes it can be good. But it's not really. It's kind of like, It's not super sexy, I guess.
Unless you're in fucking Tuscany and you wake up on your veranda overlooking the water. Yeah. Then I'm like, yeah, let's go at it.
Let's go at it.
Let's go at it, he says. Let's indulge in some beautiful sex. Yeah. But... I just don't think it's like, yeah, as you said, like your breath stinks and it's like you just, you're fucking half awake and it's just, you get sweaty and it's just like, nah, it's gross. Especially in summer. Nah, it's not for me. I mean, look, it's an unpopular opinion.
That's what this whole segment is going to be about. And you mightn't like it and that's fine with us. Still hurts me a little bit. I'm happy you guys can't talk back, but that's my first unpopular opinion. And we've both wrote a list. Oh, I mean, I've wrote a list. I told you to write a list. Yeah, I wrote a list. Okay.
This one, I'm also just going to say, I feel like this could rustle some feathers, but Engagement parties are useless. Fucking oath. Like, come on. We don't want to clear our weekends twice for you. Just have the fucking wedding. And I've never heard someone be like, oh, I've got an engagement party this weekend. Excited. Like, oh yeah, I've got an engagement party this weekend.
Everyone's that rattled to have to go. It's fuckingā¦ What the fuck's that? Nah, don't do it. Just have the fucking wedding. I don't want to have to leave my house for something. And you don'tā¦ Now I've consented.
Grandpa's day. Literally.
And it's kind of likeā¦ We're not going to fully celebrate because it's just like, it's kind of like a mid-celebration.
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Chapter 3: How does Jack feel about family holidays with in-laws?
No, I'm keen. I'll be ready. Okay, Lou. I've been seeing a guy for five dates and he still hasn't deleted or paused Hinge. What the fuck? He came up on my friend's Hinge while she was swiping and she sent it to me. He has even changed one of these pictures but I don't know how recently. Do I stop seeing him?
Fuck.
God damn. That's real awkward and weird. You're in a sticky sitch. That's hard. Five dates, I think it's time to pause it, man. But like we don't know how deep they are. But five dates, that's not cool.
Yeah.
He thinks the grass is greener. I know that. Five dates is enough to... Five dates is a lot, actually.
Are you kidding? That's heaps. Yeah. Like, if they're five good dates, God. I think she needs to bring it up with him. Hey, my friend's seen this. I don't know where you're at, but I'm not seeing anyone. Like what's the dealio here? How are you feeling? Where are we at? Yeah. Oh, that sucks. The friend's sending a photo of him still in real without her.
You know, guys have it, especially in Sydney, just because we kind of half live here. That's the only reason I'm using the example. But guys have it so much easier. I feel like guys are just, you kind of, I mean, me included when I was single. Like, you kind of just have it too good in a way.
Yeah, we're tooā¦ To be honest, we actually have it too good.
And you canā¦ You and I. You and I have it too good. Prime example. Hanging off a dear lie. Prime example. But like, so like, maybe he thinks the grass is green. I don't know. And the grass isn't greener. But I'd probably say something.
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Chapter 4: What prank does Jack plan for his mother?
Have a chat. Have a chat.
You got some inspo for me or what? Yeah, I do actually. This one here is from Walt Disney. Good mate. So he said, the way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing it. Yeah, that's good. Stop talking about it. This is really good for me. I know. That's what made me think about this. This one's straight for me. How many times have you started boxing by talking about it?
I've only done like three weeks.
But no, but how many times have you told everyone you're a boxineer? And you're going to get really into it.
No, it's true. I always say shit. Fuck.
Do you say shit?
I say shit to try and get myself motivated to do it and then I just never do it. The more I talk about it, the more I won't do it. So bad.
After 31 years, you'd pretty muchā¦ I talk the talk and I don't walk the walk. You're sure that you've learned but over 31 years to go, okay, that didn'tā¦ That's not worked for the last 31 years. Maybe I might change my approach to just doingā¦ I'm sorry. I'm not trying to put you under the arm. I'm just like, you need to take a good hard look in the mirror.
Because the best way to show success in any form is to silently achieve. Yeah, I know. Just to do it. Let the action speak for themselves.
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Chapter 5: How should one handle awkward situations with parents?
That's pretty good. Yeah, but it's meant to be my yearly thing. I'm actually just depressed now. Cut the cameras, hey. Cut the cameras and listen to us. Come look at us on YouTube if you want. What do you want to fix? Everything. What? Everything. Like what? I want to be better. I want to be likeā¦ At what? Like everything. I want to be funnier. I want to be like happier.
I want to be like, oh, I don't know, eh? I do this too. I'm not, I actually do, we all do it. I do this. I do it a lot. Yeah. I think you get so excited about talking about it.
I get so excited about things that I just verbalize it. And I should just internalize it and then do it. And then show people in a couple months. Be like, look at the size of me.
Maybe your brain has associated like verbalizing it with doing it. So it just goes out. Why don't you do it now? Because I've spoken about it so much.
I'm going to pick something this afternoon and then I'm going to come back in a couple months and I'm going to talk to you in this chair and be like, have you noticed this? Yeah, well that'sā¦
That's quite... Because I just said it out loud, I probably won't do it. That's a flex, hey, if you can do that. Like, how cool is that? If you can just silently achieve and then in the shadows and then you're like, bang, look at me now. But like, fuck. If you can believe, you can achieve. Leave it on that. Check us out on YouTube as well for the full videos.
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