Waking Up In The Wrong House
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Just before we start, you know walking is actually just you falling forward, corrected by stepping?
Is it?
Yeah.
Is it though?
Think about it. Do it. Walk. Okay. Get up. I'm going to walk. Okay. Look. You're just falling forward. Your legs are saving you. What else is it? It's my legs. Now walk without your legs. Moving.
Moving.
Yes. Myth busted. Go, walk.
Yeah, but obviously it's going to catch me.
Yeah, you had to fall forward to walk.
I'm saying if my body's moving forward. Oh, yeah, true. Your body does move forward a bit, doesn't it?
Yeah, do what you do to walk without moving your legs.
Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay.
One blown everyone out there on their morning walks. He's right. You're actually just falling. I think he's right. We're just falling all day. We're not even walking. We're falling. But our legs are saving us. Good on our legs. Be grateful. How good are legs, eh?
As you know, Fawkes and I do a lot of sketches. I mean, that's kind of how our career started. We started with sketch comedy. We never went to drama school though. We never really had the opportunity to act or be a theater kid.
Yeah, the thought of doing drama, that kind of scares me though. It does.
It's very frightening. It's weird how… I mean, maybe not as much now as it used to. It used to scare the shit out of me. Yeah. Like, drama in high school? Oh, never.
Yeah.
I could not… I wish I did it, but I… At the time, there was just no chance.
Yeah. It scares me, but it also excites me by it.
It's very... Yeah. So anyway, I was having a thought the other day where I was like, why don't we practice on the podcast under a little bit of pressure? It's not a live audience. We've got a few live audiences. We've got Elisa and Lulu out there just watching us through the glass window. But... That's a good start, I think.
That's more than enough.
How do the hosts introduce the sketch game and warm up the audience?
You're yawning. Am I boring you?
No, sorry. What was that? I was just getting nervous. When I get nervous, I yawn.
Oh, okay. That's good. Nerves are a good thing. So, we have... We've actually got the team to help us out with writing down some professions. So... As you know, we play like real estate agents in our skits and anything really. Like worksite people, whatever. Retailers. And we thought, let's write down a bunch of professions. and then put him in a hat, and then alongside, in another hat, we've got a bunch of questions.
Scenarios.
So it's like, I'm thinking maybe we pull out the profession, then it's like you've got to answer this question in that profession. Okay.
I'm a little nervous. I'm nervous too. This could go real.
We should have warmed up or some shit.
All right, who's going first? Well, I think you go to lead to see enough of that.
Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, bang, you first. Sorry.
Oh, mate, I'm a little bit nervous. Okay. So I got, oh, I got real estate agent. Oh, damn it.
That's you. That's you.
You're Rico. All right. Yeah, true. I got a bit of a rogue, a bit of a different type of. Get lost in it. A bit freaky one. Freaky style. We can be any real estate agent you want. Breaking up with your partner as a real estate agent.
Why do I think that's a common thing that would happen weekly to different realtors out there?
All right. Oh my God. Okay, here we go. Listen, Sarah, we have to have a talk. I have an opportunity for you that you are not going to believe. Listen, come here. This, what I am going to propose to you is something that you have never heard of in your life. Listen, we are not getting on. This is not working out for me and you. You are a beautiful woman. Yes, I know. You are stunning. Absolutely stunning. But where my heart is at right now, I cannot do this any longer. It is not a part of my being. No, no, this is not going to happen. Ladies, ladies and gentlemen, if you can hear me right now, I am swallowing swearing to you that I am not happy in this relationship and I need out. You are stunning. You will find a beautiful hunk of a man, a bull.
But I cannot do it any longer. I am out.
That was scary.
That was great. 10 out of 10. Was it? I haven't heard Rico in a while.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–2:00
2
How do the hosts introduce the sketch game and warm up the audience?
2:00–5:25
3
What is the real estate agent sketch scenario and how do they break up a relationship on air?
5:25–9:14
4
How does the kindergarten teacher character try to get a free hotel upgrade?
9:14–12:48
5
What happens when a baby character confronts a messy roommate?
12:48–18:22
6
How does the footy coach persona handle a job interview he's not qualified for?
18:22–23:44
7
How do the hosts perform an amateur rap asking a stranger to swap plane seats?
23:44–36:32
8
What is Chucky's rattled story about waking up in the wrong house?
36:32–39:02