Jack Whitehall
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Podcast Appearances
I promise you I'm not making it up.
I think I remember, you know when you've woken up and you're so pissed, you've forgotten you've eaten the doner kebab, but your fingers taste of meat.
Yeah.
You know, and you're like, what have I done?
Oh no, no, no.
Oh no.
That is a good mother.
Do you know the drunkest I've ever been?
Not in the cab with that.
I remember getting so pissed at a party, I got off with the man's wife in front of him and then passed out and then pissed myself all over the settee.
That's pretty good.
And I remember the shock on the man's face.
Yeah.
Just getting off with his wife.
Yeah.
I don't even like women.
That's the last bar mitzvah you've ever been booked to perform at.
I know, I know, I know.
Oh, God.
Different times, different times.