Jack

That is pretty common.

It's tough to dissect that one.

And there was a point... And did you live in the camper van at the school or did you go to some other house?

Why don't we just roll up all our chamois and sleep on a big mattress of chamois?

As we get out of the camper van, there's a family.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, fond memories, but it just goes to show you can't slip anything past listeners.

They will catch you.

They'll catch any indiscretion.

I mean, I'd say your upbringing was pretty common, man.

If there's one area I'm happy for you to lose touch, it's for your upcoming wedding.

It'll be later this year, and the more outrageous the idea is, the better.

That's certainly been the policy that we've been running on the show.

Jack and I have had limited success getting our ideas into your wedding.

Give us an example of a real one you tried to pitch that's, like, elegant.

This sounds like a two-pointer.

I think like a spotlight goes round.

Mate, it's bad enough when people get a speech and they're prepared.

You do not want it landing on number 72 at the wedding and them standing up going, here I go.

I'm just going to wing it.