Jack

And maybe this is apropos for the moment, but something's fishy about what she said right there.

Was this all a setup for that?

If she busted out like a zucchini and a radish, she would have been like, you're amazing.

So I'm going to give her a pass, say, okay, she skirted her way out with an okay excuse.

I think she's literally on a vegetarian dating app as we speak.

I think she's going to go out to a steakhouse with Gordon Ramsay on her next date.

She's looking for tofu boys.

That's what she's looking for.

Soy boys.

Well, whatever type of man or boy you're looking for, we'll try and hook you up with them.

Just email the show.

We'll call that person who isn't calling you back.

Talking to your kids about the dangers of vaping can be hard.

Getting them to listen to hot gossip is easy.

So here's some drama you could share with your kid.

Dude, did you hear about Cassie and Jake?

No.

But did you hear that vaping can cause irreversible lung damage and nicotine affects brain development?

Nuh-uh.

You don't need to gossip if you want to have an open conversation about vaping.