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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Saved By The Shrimp

20 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of today's Second Date Update?

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When segregation was a law, one mysterious black club owner, Charlie Fitzgerald, had his own rules. Segregation in the day, integration at night. It was like stepping in another world. Was he a businessman? A criminal?

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A hero. Charlie was an example of power. They had to crush him.

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This is Ryder Strong, and I have a new podcast called The Red Weather. In 1995, my neighbor and a trainer disappeared from a commune. It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.

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So no, I am not your neighbor.

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Back then, I lied to everybody.

Chapter 2: What drastic measure did Jack take to save his date?

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Oh, wow. Saved by the shrimp. Well, OK, so that's not what was wrong. That was what was right. Thank God for your emergency shrimp. How did the night end? With a hug and talk about another date. Oh, that's a good sign. I think so, too. And I'm a little shocked. Like, she's not getting back to me. Really? Yeah, it's kind of weird.

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Well, are you going to need to down some shrimp before we make the phone call? Are you feeling okay? Just the juice, bro. No, I'm proteined up. Don't worry. I don't appreciate the snarky attitude coming from my co-host and the skepticism over there. It's just the timing, man.

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Like, you had time between the gym and the showering and the driving to have done the shrimp without it being... He said he's proteined up now. He's got, like, probably four eggs and seven clams in him right now.

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I recognize that it wasn't the ideal time, but I explained everything to her and why it works for me, and she understood. Oh, that's good. Maybe he showed a six-pack, and that's why she was okay with it.

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Anything's good after that.

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Well, I don't know how you're feeling right now, but if you have to, blend up a little seafood smoothie for yourself. We'll come back. We're going to call Courtney and try and get you your second date update right after this, okay? I just took out an oyster. Thanks. Oh, it's going to get romantic, too. All right, we're going to do it next. Hold on. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Second date update. I know whenever I need a quick protein burst. Stop. I turned to the sea and all of her bounty. Oh, come on, Jim. The song is ripe for it. It's safe to say our listener Jack is a seafood lover because he busted out a can of pre-cooked shrimp in the middle of his first date because he was feeling depleted after an intense workout right before.

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And shrimp apparently is a great source of protein if you're in a pinch.

Chapter 3: How did Jack's workout affect his date with Courtney?

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Jack, I appreciate the tip. And how would you feel if I told you right now we're getting a lot of texts into 78592 from dudes who are saying they're going to start doing the same thing on their dates. Emergency shrimp stash. Any sea life. I'm eating sea cucumbers if I need to. It would be good for our options of having a lot of second dates. You're a trendsetter, Jack. Well, I appreciate that.

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That's affirmation right there. We all remember she's not calling it back, right? Like we all remember that. Yeah, but Brooke, if we want gains, we got to follow his instructions.

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Okay.

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It's like two steps back, one step forward. Is that where we're at? Even if we're single, we'll be swole. I'm optimistic for you, Jack. Yeah. I know we're giving you a hard time about it, but I could see it was an emergency, right? You know, I think it is.

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I think it was, yeah. I heard it, too.

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I didn't mean it as a joke, but let's just call Courtney. We'll see what she has to say, try and get you hooked up with her one more time, okay? All right. Okay. Guys, let's be serious here. We need to help Jack. Okay, I'm dialing your number right now.

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Don't be shellfish.

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Okay. Jack, I'm not very optimistic with this.

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Here we go.

Chapter 4: What was Courtney's reaction to Jack's shrimp emergency?

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Honestly, if there had been any other way for me to go about getting protein, I would have done that, but it was necessary, so... I mean, you were technically at a restaurant where you could have ordered protein in a pinch, but I understand... It's literally like a chicken breast. You know, you're panicked, it's an emergency, you do whatever you have to do.

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And I understand that, too, but I didn't think you would misunderstand me not responding.

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I thought I was pretty clear.

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Yeah, I mean... I had a great time on the date and yeah, maybe that, that was a weird way to start. And so I apologize for that. Um, I will say to Jack's credit, like he's coming in pretty level headed after hearing, I mean, we were pretty brutal on him. That's a good point. Jack, what, what is the frequency? How often do you need to dive into your emergency protein stashes?

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Oh, I never thought of that. I mean, he's putting it in his pocket on the daily. Forgetting where eggs are. Like, Oh, Had one here the whole time. Oh, my coding. This is two weeks old. It's called the emergency stash for a reason. It's a rare time that I go in there. So it really was, in my opinion, kind of an emergency. Well, you should add a can opener to your emergency stash.

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Or get a pull tab or something like that. Yeah, the pull tab ones. I just imagine them being married way down the line and she's trying to help with laundry. Just finding cans of seafood in his pocket. Pulling out big legs of flam. Is this a starfish? What is going on? You guys aren't helping right now. Sorry, sorry.

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But if anything, Courtney, you can hear that he's being such a good sport about this. He admits that it wasn't the best look for the first date. He just didn't know what else to do. So if you're willing to give him another shot, we would love to send you out on a second date at Red Lobster. She's a vegetarian. What's she going to do? Just eat the... Cheddar biscuits, baby.

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I mean, Jack, I appreciate you and I'm glad we can like laugh about this. And honestly, I'm sorry. I didn't just tell you I was offended. Now I'm realizing how important it is to me that I date somebody that is also a vegetarian.

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Oh, it kind of took the situation to the extreme enough that I realized, you know, what am I going to have in common with someone if our lifestyle habits don't add up?

Chapter 5: What did Jack say about his experience with shrimp on the date?

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If she busted out like a zucchini and a radish, she would have been like, you're amazing. So I'm going to give her a pass, say, okay, she skirted her way out with an okay excuse. I think she's literally on a vegetarian dating app as we speak. I think she's going to go out to a steakhouse with Gordon Ramsay on her next date. She's looking for tofu boys. That's what she's looking for. Soy boys.

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Well, whatever type of man or boy you're looking for, we'll try and hook you up with them. Just email the show. We'll call that person who isn't calling you back. Talking to your kids about the dangers of vaping can be hard. Getting them to listen to hot gossip is easy. So here's some drama you could share with your kid. Dude, did you hear about Cassie and Jake?

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Chapter 6: How did the date end for Jack and Courtney?

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