Jack
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Podcast Appearances
What's her vibe when you're doing all this?
I don't know.
I mean, maybe that's why she's not called me back.
But, you know, the rest of the date was really awesome.
And I think she was pretty cool about it.
Like she understood.
I just can't imagine how stinky that is.
I can't imagine how turned on she must have been seeing you down that shrimp right at the table.
Maybe she wanted you to offer her some.
Maybe that's why she's not calling you back.
Did you offer her any?
I did.
I did offer some.
She politely declined.
At least you were a gentleman.
She left her cocktail sauce at home.
I know it sounds bad, but I was depleted of protein.
I needed it.
I know, but it's like one of those things.
Like, why didn't you go out to your car?