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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Alright, just before we start, it's good to see you got shoes on. First time ever you finally listen to people, eh? Jack's finally listening to people and he's getting a bit self-conscious based on his feet and he's brought shoes on.
I actually was. I thought about this long and hard this morning while I was walking out the door. It's also getting a bit colder.
This is the first time I think the whole... The whole season. Yeah, you put shoes on. Yeah, because... Thank you. What's wrong with everyone?
Everyone on YouTube's happy. Fucking let me just freeball my feet. Like, we're in Australia, aren't we? I feel like everyone's trying to coop me up like we're in America. Those things belong in a cage, eh? I know, but now I'm self-conscious and now I'm wearing shoes. So everyone in the comments on YouTube and the bloody podcasts and DMs that I'm... They're sick of seeing my feet. You've won.
I surrender. Falkalicious is back from his big night. The gig went down and let me tell you right now.
That will be the last time I ever play. That was like... It didn't go well. It did not. If you looked up bombing on the internet, there'd be a video of my set last night. It was horrid. Holy cow. Oh, shit. Let's just say... If you haven't played in three years, it's probably not going to be good when you come back. It's a slow comeback, but pretty much everything that... Could go wrong.
Went wrong. And I played at half volume the whole set. The whole set was half volume.
Okay, let's go from the start and we'll get to there. We'll get to the set. But that did happen.
What the fuck? Okay. I don't know where to start. I'm rattled. Oh my God, dude.
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Chapter 2: What challenges did Falcon face while reviving his DJ career?
Vibes are good. Actually, the whole day practicing, I was really stressed because I went over for a practice and I didn't even know how to start the bloody decks. So I tried the practice for a couple of hours. Didn't really go that well. And I was like, oh, I'm just going to wing it. Usually winging it works out for me. It works because you get drunk and you're like, ah, it's all good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also, the only time you practice is the day off. Yeah. Which is probably not a good thing. It's not the best practice. If you want to be not stressed.
Nah. And also, usually we always have a DJ...
standby next to us that if anything goes wrong they're there yeah and they they usually get the deck set up and teach me a little bit about it before going on stage because every deck is a little bit different and i didn't have that this time you do so that brought another bit of pressure i didn't realize i didn't have that guy there until i was about to walk on which freaked me out and then when i got on i didn't know how to start the fucking thing
I stood there for five minutes without being able to put a song on. We meant to be going from the start.
He's so caught. True, true, true. He's so rattled that he can't stop talking about what went wrong, which was everything.
Okay, so yeah, we got in the limo and that was amazing. That was fun. Also, we had intentions to not drink a single beer.
Yeah. Oh, no, no, a couple. When I say no, it's no, no. I mean, we had intentions not to get pissed. Yeah. Which was like two or three better beers. Like just have a cruisy night. And, yeah, we got in the limo, and that thing was pumping. Humping. Humping and humming.
Well, you know, when you ā I don't think you could ā you can't not get pissed when you're in a limo with your mates. Like, there's just someone about it. You're all in this tight little space, and you're all moving, looking at each other.
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Chapter 3: How did Falcon prepare for his DJ set after three years?
You're used to sitting, like, looking at the road. And you're all looking at each other, and there's, like, good music going, and there's bright lights, and there's just energy. So much energy. And then things start to, like ā it just ā beer started flowing. Yeah. The dogs weren't, like we requested dogs. They weren't in there.
But we were letting the dogs out ourselves. Oh, mate. So we didn't even need puppies at that stage because the dogs were barking. You were more keen than anyone. Like when I walked, because I got picked up last and you had the beach flaring. And I remember looking around going, this isn't going to end sober.
Yeah. But you came on, you weren't even going to have a beer. Nah. And then you're like, oh, give us one. Dude, Liam was drinking water. Yeah, true.
In the limo. I was like, oh, this is going to be a chill night with our mates. Like this will be fun.
Neck minute. Anyway, and then also, the bus ride there was fun. We got there and we got to this college and none of us, I don't think anyone in the limo except for Soap had been to uni. And Lulu. And Lulu. They're the only ones who've... Did you go to uni, Lulu? No. Yeah, of course you did. Of course. Okay, okay. She's like, yeah, of course. Yeah, come on. Like 98 atar or something like that.
And then once we got to like this castle, but a college is literally like Hogwarts, hey? Every college in Sydney is like Hogwarts. So when we got there, we were like, oh my God, likeā¦ We all realized none of us have been to college or uni and we're like, this is our moment to have our college experience. Which is a bit creepy. Yeah, because we're like 30. We felt like toolies.
Yeah, yeah. It was pretty sus. But it was so exciting.
We kind of understood like the assignment was like, we're never going to have this opportunity again. Let's make the most of it. I couldn't believe it. When we walked in, it was likeā¦
It was like in the movies. Like there was like people walking around with like frat clubs and shit. Yeah. That's even a thing. There was like all their dorm rooms and like everyone walking around the hallways and like, I don't know if they had red cups, so I just made that up in my head, but it felt like that. Yeah. Started seeing shit. Yeah. I feel like I was in like Project X or something.
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Chapter 4: How did food poisoning impact Bill's experience?
People did know. They're holding up some funny signs.
Yeah, yeah.
Chapter 5: What unexpected events occurred during the Bali trip?
No, honestly, the people up front and, you know, that gave us love. Thank you. But I'm sorry. So the worst thing about the whole setā¦ The whole time I was like, this feels uncomfortably awkward. Like I feel so insecure. I thought it was just becauseā¦ Like, I don't know, all these things have gone wrong and that's why I was feeling insecure.
But the whole time I could hear myself breathing and I could really hear everyone. Like, it was just so uncomfortably quiet.
Yeah. Dude, I remember Sarah said to me, which was dancing behind us, she goesā¦ Is it really quiet? She said it like normally.
Yeah. And I go, no, no, it's just because there's no foldback. Yeah.
I was like, they can hear it real loud out there, but it's just because we have no foldback.
Yeah. Dude.
Was I wrong?
And I was like, something is going wrong here. Like, it doesn't sound loud. It's like, what's going on? And even at one stage, you go on the mic and like, you're like, they're trying to shut us down. It's the sound guy. That's what Jack tried to say. He goes, on the microphone, they're trying to shut us down. It's the sound guy. Because we thought we were killing it too much. Anyway.
I was like, this is just so bad. I wanted it to end. Like, I wanted the set to end. And then Ludes came out after us. And as soon as he got on, he played his song. He pressed one button, flicked this switch. And I'm not joking, it tenfolded. It 10x'd. The speakers. The volume 10x'd. It went, boof, boof, boof, boof. And everyone went, yes! Everyone put their hands up.
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Chapter 6: What was the crowd's reaction to Falcon's performance?
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But yeah, anyway, fun night. I'm glad it happened. Am I? Actually, I don't even know about that.
I don't know about that. It was a mild half success.
It ended up being a really fun night. We ended up staying in there till 3am in this green room.
And also, unplanned nights are the best nights. When you don't plan to drink or have fun or that much fun. And it was a school night, which made it feel even more fun. Yeah. And it worked. We'll take it as a win then. Yeah, it was a win. It was a win. And it was a learning lesson. Yeah, I learned a lot. You learned to use a volume knob.
So as you guys know, I went away with my parents and girlfriend and her parents on... Well, not long ago. In Bali. The trip. The trip happened. Just got back. Just got back.
And we are all still mates. And I was actually... I haven't even spoke to you about this. I was really interested to see how the dynamic went. Because your parents and Eden's parents hadn't met before. And then they were just... First thing was going on a trip for two weeks or whatever.
They had met once in Sorrento. Oh, that's right. But really briefly and they were drunk. Yeah. So not... But then not for a year after that. So they hadn't really... met properly. I hadn't had any time to just like chat.
Yeah, so how'd it go?
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Chapter 7: What went wrong during Falcon's DJ performance?
Mate. And so what also happened is that or what also is the case is the massage parlor that they were at was the massage parlor of a good friend of ours. It was Sarah's mum's massage parlor. The massage parlor we were going to on the paddle retreat the week before they got there. So we're like pretty close to this girl. Her and her mum own these massage parlors in Bali.
Oh no, and he's blowing up. And he's blowing up. Oh my God. Her mum went down there and Sarah's mum, and she's lovely, and he then was on the phone to me saying she's in on it.
Oh my god.
Dude. Spare my life.
That puts you in the most awkward position.
And then the cops are there and then he's like they're all in on it and like there's holes in the wall. I know it. I know it. They're in on it and like they're all they're all like laughing at me and shit and like Trina's like holding him back.
shit and I'm thinking like I'm in two minds going like do I go down there and go to the crime scene no no I don't think I was I didn't think I wanted to get involved because I did but I wanted to make sure of it because yeah I didn't want to start pointing the finger if you don't know I was gonna call Sarah and be like hey like this has happened like what's going on
But I wanted to make sure that it wasn't misplaced or something weird had happened. So everyone at the villas, because this is mum's birthday. Your mum's actual birthday? Birthday party, yeah. So she was having a big party this day. We're all back at the villas. This is 6.30 p.m. So they've been there for six and a half hours. What? At the massage parlor? At the massage parlor. He wouldn't leave?
No, they didn't leave for six and a half hours. This must have meant a lot to him, this thing. Dude. So they're at the massage parlour still at 6.30. Eden's completely freaking out and rattled.
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