Jack

Claude has a very book-heavy diet.

Because Anthropic was chewing Moby Dick.

Books, they are high-quality yetis.

They're written by humans who put in work.

They're edited by humans.

They are chosen by human publishers.

On the other hand, Grok's diet is totally different.

Elon's Grok is a very tweet-heavy diet.

So it's inclined to be crude and troll people just like the text it's consumed.

Google's Gemini, it's consumed the transcript of every YouTube video.

So it sounds pretty YouTubey.

And OpenAI, having started years before the rest of them, has pretty much eaten everything.

Except for those million physical books in that warehouse.

Sebasties, if you want your chatbot to be a Phi Beta Kappa English major, you choose Anthropic.

Because you are what you eat.

And Claude has read every book in the bookstore.

Literally.

For our second story, Chipotle's earnings just revealed it has a favorite customer.

People who make $100,000 a year or more.

Because in the K-shaped economy, you have to pick a side.