Jackie O

Oh, the stuff you want to keep would just... I couldn't.

You know how some people, they're all on the group chat on WhatsApp, their family...

Do you know, I started one recently because everyone I knew had these group chats with their family and I thought... Losers.

I thought, that's just so nice.

They check in every day with families.

Oh, what are you doing?

They send photos, they keep each other updated.

I started a group chat with my family.

Not one responded.

Not even one acknowledged it.

Not one responded.

Who's his wife?

Yeah, but he didn't have much game back in the day.

No, he's telling Graham Norton that he, yeah, he really made a fool of himself in front of his crush at school.

Oh, yeah, there you go.

Oh, no, because by the time I liked boys, I was in a girls' school.

So we didn't get much interaction with them.

You would have, like, a kind of end-of-year formal type thing.

And that's why I ended up hanging in Surfers Paradise on the Gold Coast.

Because, like, I then met boys there.