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The Kyle & Jackie O Show

FULL SHOW: Kim Jong Un

13 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

2.005 - 36.565 Unknown

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Are you in a convertible? No. Oh. You look like you could be in the Weathering Heights poster, actually. Oh, shit, I haven't seen that poster. What is that? That's quite the compliment. Well, isn't it from, like, the 1700s and Margot Robbie's like... Well, before they had brushes.

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52.703 - 57.869 Jackie O

Oh, now, that doesn't sound good, Brooklyn. I want to be looking like I'm from the 1700s. It's Margot Robbie.

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57.889 - 60.632 Unknown

Yeah, but still. Yeah, the Bridgerton days, you know? Yeah.

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60.612 - 65.521 Jackie O

Yeah, that's like pretty old-fashioned. I don't look like I'm wearing a T-shirt. What's making me look like a withering horse?

65.541 - 67.845 Unknown

It's nothing to do with it. It's the shovel.

67.865 - 72.032 Jackie O

The hair. Oh, right. Okay.

72.052 - 83.491 Unknown

Did you sleep in a bonnet? I don't know why it looks so old in days. It looks completely different than... What are you talking about? It looks like maybe that's her real hair and we've only seen wigs.

84.793 - 89.941 Jackie O

Wait, I have no idea. You look good. Don't get me wrong. What you're talking about, this looks normal to me.

Chapter 2: How does the Ed Sheeran ticket giveaway work?

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He just listens to the show and that's how he gets all his info. Oh, he's fine now. That's all right. Yeah. Is it weird to bring it up again as a parent? Yeah. Yeah, it would be. Did you ever bring up your virginity to your parents, Jackie? Do you run home and say, oh, guess what, mummy? I actually don't know if I did or not. Brad, the old predator, he got me in the park.

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204.549 - 205.791 Jackie O

Oh, no, his name is Nathan.

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206.032 - 206.753 Unknown

Oh, I don't know.

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207.915 - 208.116 Jackie O

You know.

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208.416 - 218.935 Unknown

Predator or not. No mention of that. No correcting that bit. Oh, sorry. He drove me there in his combi van. That predator's name was Nathan.

219.015 - 228.471 Jackie O

He's Nathan. I was going to say his last name just then. No, no. But he's not. He was around my age. So, you know, two kids. We had two kids.

229.052 - 243.097 Unknown

Oh, you guys were two kids. I thought you said he had two kids. He was 14 and he had two kids. Gold Coast. Anything's possible. It really is possible with the Gold Coast. Today is World Radio Day. What does that mean for the rest of you? Nothing.

243.257 - 243.638 Jackie O

No, nothing.

243.878 - 246.243 Unknown

What does that mean for us in radio? Nothing.

Chapter 3: What interesting stories do callers share?

551.085 - 554.572 Jackie O

So anyway, so Miriam said she did that before.

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554.592 - 557.818 Unknown

She did a lot of it. That's all she did before she found lesbianism.

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558.098 - 568.738 Kyle Sandilands

I kind of agree with what she's saying. It doesn't matter really what you do in the bedroom with whoever. Nothing's going to stop me being gay.

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568.718 - 571.41 Unknown

You know, even if I slept with a girl again, I'm still gay.

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571.47 - 572.053 Jackie O

Yeah.

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What if it was like a Margot Robbie or something, like a cream of the cropper? Well, it wouldn't change how I actually think, you know? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, because if I **** Chris Hemsworth, I'm not going to run around being gay all the time. No, that's what I mean, yeah. I'd be pretty gay to ****.

590.192 - 603.728 Jackie O

Can I ask you, though, like, would you, if you were looking at doing that with a person that you're not, you know, inclined to sleep with or attracted to? So, Kyle, for instance, you and Chris Hemsworth.

603.748 - 604.108 Unknown

Yeah, right, yeah.

604.088 - 614.025 Jackie O

So would you be able to get turned on if they were really good looking though or just not at all? Like it wouldn't matter if they're really good looking. And I'll ask you the same question.

Chapter 4: What concert tickets are being given away today?

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Okay, enjoy that. God, your concert ticketed up to the eyeballs, Carla. Well done.

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2983.702 - 2985.345 Jackie O

I know. Look at you go.

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Chapter 5: What songs are being chosen for the segment?

2985.365 - 2989.591 Jackie O

Okay, we've got a couple of songs. So, Carla, you've got Brooklyn's song to choose from.

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2989.671 - 2995.601 Kyle Sandilands

Yeah, I wish I had Hilary Duff, but I don't. I got Doja Cat's Say So, Carla. That's nice.

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2995.621 - 3005.199 Unknown

Not a bad song. Hi. Oh, yeah. Well, we've chosen one of your birthday friends here, Robbie Williams' Feel. What a song.

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3008.144 - 3017.2 Kyle Sandilands

Yeah, because he's got too much life. Running through his veins.

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3017.838 - 3038.51 Unknown

It's not really a fun Friday song, though, is it? It's not about fun. It's about feelings. And anyone who's broken up with anyone lately, you'll disappear, Jerker. Usually, when I've been single over the years, I put this on, I drive around, and the tears just pour down my face. Do you want to cry, Carla, or do you want to have some fun with Doja Cat?

3038.61 - 3046.342 Kyle Sandilands

Your choice. I think I want to G up and have some fun. I'm going with you, Brooklyn. Thanks, Carla. Aww. Oh, there you go. A bit of Doja.

Chapter 6: What is the significance of the third eye in this discussion?

3046.523 - 3047.164 Kyle Sandilands

That's okay.

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We don't care. You'll be banned for life. Yeah. Oh, they don't care at all. Doja Cat now. Happy birthday, honey. Enjoy. Remember, every caller on air today gets Ed Sheeran concert tickets. I feel like I'm in a sound bath at the end of this song. It goes on a little bit at the end, doesn't it? Is your brown eye open yet? Third eye, third eye. Oh, it's a third eye, is it, Jackie? Not a brown eye?

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3070.928 - 3080.019 Unknown

No. Third eye, babe. Oh. What colour is that eye? Well, purple, I think. Purple? Yeah. Stupid answer. Oh, they do.

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3080.059 - 3085.065 Jackie O

They say, like, if your third eye is opening, it's purple. It's associated with purple.

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3085.626 - 3088.89 Unknown

Sounds like the bullshit part there. Why has it got to do with purple?

3089.711 - 3094.437 Jackie O

It's what people see the most when they're meditating is purple.

3095.547 - 3098.332 Unknown

Do you see purple?

3099.193 - 3099.774 Jackie O

Yeah, I do.

3100.756 - 3114.95 Unknown

Oh, Brooklyn, you went to the sound bath yesterday. Yeah, we did the sound healing session. How was it? Yeah, it was so fun. Yeah, I saw like lavender for a while. So not purple? Well, I guess it's a purplish shade. Shade of purple.

Chapter 7: What happens on Mayo's last day before maternity leave?

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Well done. Yay, thank you. Okay, shove that aside. Harry Styles tickets. You want the ticket blitz here. Jackie, give her a clue.

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6141.903 - 6146.128 Jackie O

If you tease this, it will grow bigger and stiffer.

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6146.227 - 6152.059 Unknown

Is that right? No. Any ideas what... If you tease something, it would grow bigger and stiffer.

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Chapter 8: How do callers win Ed Sheeran tickets?

6152.079 - 6164.826 Unknown

Definitely grows bigger. Any idea there? I have not a clue, to be honest. Sorry, guys. No idea. None? You don't want to just name any item in the world at all, ever? Um...

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6165.987 - 6174.636 Jackie O

No, I've got nothing. I've gone blank. Sorry. All right. That's okay, Renee. I would remember these clues. Those two, I think, are big ones.

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6175.117 - 6175.577 Unknown

Are they?

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6175.597 - 6177.96 Jackie O

Teasing it makes it bigger.

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6177.98 - 6178.54 Unknown

Tennille.

6178.62 - 6180.783 Jackie O

And this has made me itchy on occasion.

6180.943 - 6184.967 Unknown

Tennille, you get itchier and tickets for playing. Nice work on a you get a day.

6185.648 - 6201.612 Jackie O

Okay. A clue, please. If you're not careful, like right now, I could definitely get a stray hair stuck in my teeth. Three hair. Yeah, definitely a lot of hair. A hairbrush?

6202.052 - 6222.522 Unknown

A hairbrush is not right. No. Thanks for playing, Tennille. I love that name. Madison. There's another great name. Hi, Madison. Good morning. Hi. Good morning. You get insurance tickets first. Let's get you those. Done, dusted. They're yours. Now, to add the Harry Styles double to your stash of tickets, here's a clue.

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