Jackie O

We were staying there the night before we flew off to Lapland the next day.

And our time was off and Otto's food was all over the place.

That's a good point.

You're a good husband.

That's just standard, isn't it?

Your wife says, I need this, you go off and get it.

Isn't that normal?

I didn't get any appreciation at home for this.

This is just expected.

Anyway, so the next day, unfortunately, I'd been to Santa Land and Santa's World and bloody Snowman World and all this shit a thousand times.

I don't want to go back every day, only five hours of daylight, you see.

So we had to make the most of the daylight.

And then one night, Tegan says, we're going back to Snowman World to eat an igloo.

I said, I'm not going.

So she went off and Tegan was holding Otto and she went up this little slope and she hit the black ice with her boot and just slipped straight down.

So she didn't fall on Otto.

She tilted him to the right and as she fell, she fell down and hit the side of her face and her eye straight on the black ice.

Now, for the next week, she looked like a domestic violence victim.

That would be terrible.

Every time I looked at her, I felt ill because it was all bruised and black and the eye was all bleeding and it was all bruised down her face.