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The Kyle & Jackie O Show

FULL SHOW: Sucking... Lollies

03 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

2.005 - 10.92 Kyle

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10.94 - 20.537 Brooklyn

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20.77 - 30.16 Kyle

Jackie O. Kyle and Jackie O. The Kyle and Jackie O Show. Good morning, everyone. Hi there. How's it going? Yeah, good.

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30.18 - 34.165 Mayo

How are you doing? We're good, yeah. Sorry, we're like two people.

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35.186 - 39.911 Kyle

Oh, who knows how many of you there are in there. I think I've met about 12, 13 of you.

39.931 - 40.472 Mayo

Yeah, yeah.

40.492 - 41.693 Kyle

I like every one of you, by the way.

41.713 - 46.018 Mayo

The evolution, yeah, of the different people you've met over the time.

46.158 - 51.718 Kyle

You're like a big Amazon butterfly. Oh. That's nice. That's a good thing. It is so.

Chapter 2: What surprising news about monks comes up?

170.421 - 185.684 Kyle

Can we get rid of the sitar? Thank you. And then have that, like, you know, dual life. Listen, one hit of the meth pipe and anything is possible. It just goes to show that meth can bring anyone, even the closest people to God, down to the edge.

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185.724 - 192.838 Brooklyn

But how they got to the meth pipe in the first place to try it. A monk would usually be like, no, I'm not going to.

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192.858 - 195.683 Kyle

Well, would they even say that? Because they've got the vow of celibacy.

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195.663 - 197.847 Brooklyn

Well, that's it. I don't understand.

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197.927 - 220.35 Jackie O

Around Thailand, the villagers, to be a good person in society, you have to offer things to the monks every morning. They walk past and you give them breakfast or whatever. So maybe someone just offered up their, you know, meth for that day and they got hooked. What kind of things are you supposed to offer up? Well, everything that they would need in life. So basically food.

220.771 - 224.155 Kyle

So they survive on other people's generosity. Yeah. Yeah.

224.236 - 226.959 Brooklyn

And do people always do that? Like, is that quite a thing?

227.1 - 227.48 Kyle

Yeah.

227.5 - 234.069 Brooklyn

So if I was walking to work every morning and I live there, I would have to like, before I go, oh, what can I give the monks today?

Chapter 3: How does the topic of praise and compliments unfold?

459.482 - 460.904 Brooklyn

How did they keep I know Sarah?

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462.327 - 469.841 Kyle

Number three. This is obvious. 42% of Jennifer's have had a dose of something. Oh, yeah.

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470.162 - 470.322 Brooklyn

Yeah.

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471.845 - 475.431 Kyle

Number two, Ashley's. Ashley's. 45% of you.

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475.552 - 476.413 Brooklyn

Yeah.

477.195 - 483.947 Kyle

Now, the real lowy to watch out for. Now, this is not all of these people. This is just 63%.

484.027 - 495.353 Brooklyn

This is so stupid. There's no way they can know that 64% of this name have it. They haven't surveyed every name.

495.373 - 505.356 Kyle

It's not your name. No need to protest. Okay, cool. Jessica. Jessica. 63% of them have had something.

505.825 - 509.793 Brooklyn

Are you a Jessica listening? Have you had something?

Chapter 4: What are the effects of the moon on our perception during the day?

2961.859 - 2965.522 Unknown

It's just the bright blue sky normally washes it out.

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2965.562 - 2968.005 Kyle

What is that bullshit answer? That was rubbish.

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2968.045 - 2970.347 Alfie

I believed it. I'm happy with that. Isn't that just because we're spinning?

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2970.567 - 2971.468 Kyle

That's rubbish.

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2971.972 - 2977.695 Alfie

Oh, sorry. Is it just because we're spinning? We're spinning? Yeah. That's why.

2978.468 - 2980.01 Jackie O

That's no clarity.

2980.07 - 2982.914 Mayo

I don't know.

2983.034 - 2987.3 Jackie O

Is the moon out in the day just as much as it is at night, but we don't see it?

Chapter 5: How does the team reflect on the nature of the moon's visibility?

2987.4 - 2988.161 Jackie O

Oh, God.

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2988.181 - 2989.202 Unknown

Yes, exactly.

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2989.623 - 2990.624 Jackie O

I didn't really realise that.

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2990.644 - 2993.348 Unknown

Yeah, the moon keeps rotating around the Earth.

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2994.269 - 2998.114 Brooklyn

Oh, so it's there, but we're just not seeing it. Correct.

2998.795 - 3013.563 Kyle

Because it's daylight. Correct. That's bullshit. Hang on, guys. Do you understand the bit of the moon that we see is reflected by the sun? Right? You know, the moon's not always there, day and night. Like, the moon does its own thing.

3013.743 - 3016.506 Unknown

Yeah, it's just not visible sometimes, but it's always there.

3016.526 - 3019.548 Kyle

No, no, it's only not visible because it's on the other side of the planet.

3020.509 - 3022.871 Unknown

Yeah, or it's being cancelled out by the sky.

Chapter 6: What insights does Georgina Walker provide about personal connections?

3053.26 - 3056.003 Brooklyn

We could talk for hours about the sun and the moon on this show.

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3056.945 - 3066.435 Unknown

Well, the funny thing is something really freaky happened yesterday, Tammy. Oh, yeah. Oh, Jackie, I hate it when you sort of take an interest in these type of things.

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3066.736 - 3067.977 Brooklyn

Oh, yeah. Here we go.

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3068.868 - 3093.033 Unknown

Anyway, I was listening pretty deeply when you started talking about astrology and obviously, you know, there's something to do with birth dates and the time you're born. Well, at that moment, like I was reflecting on the show and I was actually cleaning out a cupboard yesterday. Yeah. And a bit of paper fell and a few photos.

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3093.513 - 3106.59 Unknown

Like I was just trying to get rid of some stuff and, you know, clean up the house. Anyway... It was actually something from the hospital, which had my birth date, how much I weighed, and the time I was born.

3106.61 - 3108.413 Brooklyn

And you never knew that before the time?

3108.433 - 3118.388 Bruno

I could never, ever remember. Like, I'd been told the story, how much I weighed. Do you know how sometimes it's so important, but you forget the little bit of detail?

3118.408 - 3127.65 Unknown

Yeah, yeah. Listen, I wouldn't want to make a habit out of it. I was just wondering, if I gave you a copy of that, would you look into it for me?

3127.67 - 3134.197 Brooklyn

Oh, would I ever? Oh, this is great. Yeah, I'll tell you everything you need to know.

Chapter 7: What humorous anecdotes are shared about job applications?

6206.521 - 6207.843 Kyle

And I even got a well done.

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6207.883 - 6214.695 Brooklyn

You did too. Actually, I don't think I've heard that one as much as another one where I thought there was more we had.

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6215.837 - 6217.159 Jackie O

Well, I was on there for a while.

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6217.179 - 6226.234 Brooklyn

Because I remember playing one where he was asking you a question, like literally asking you a question and then realised you didn't have the answer so he answered it for you instead.

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6226.214 - 6229.665 Jackie O

Yeah, look, there's probably worse than that, I'm sure, Jackie.

6229.685 - 6232.172 Kyle

A lot of people don't realise that he'll go the extra mile.

6232.192 - 6234.901 Jackie O

I couldn't even say the word position.

6235.061 - 6242.252 Kyle

I know, bless you. You sounded very youthful. Well, I was trying to sound old.

6243.534 - 6243.815 Jackie O

Were you?

Chapter 8: What are the embarrassing moments related to past jobs?

6258.402 - 6260.224 Jackie O

Hmm. Because all the spelling mistakes and stuff.

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6260.244 - 6263.068 Brooklyn

Oh, my God. He used to put things up on Twitter at the time.

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6263.088 - 6274.143 Jackie O

Pete's first day, he walked in and he goes, who he's got a tick on Instagram? And everyone was like, no, we don't have it. And Pete's like, yep, just give me one week. You'll all have it. Well, 12 years later, we're still waiting.

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6274.163 - 6275.045 Brooklyn

Oh, still waiting.

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6275.065 - 6277.568 Jackie O

I'm still pending, obviously. We've got our tick, haven't we, Jacky?

6277.548 - 6279.09 Brooklyn

Yeah, but Peter didn't get it.

6279.11 - 6285.057 Kyle

No, thank you. So this made me think, who else has lied to get some sort of job?

6285.237 - 6294.148 Brooklyn

Did you end up in a job where you go, oh my God, I have no idea what I'm doing right now. I have no idea. But you're winging it.

6294.188 - 6309.572 Kyle

Are you about to take off on an aeroplane with 300 passengers and you're like, shit, I've never flown before. or anything similar to that, any little furfies, any tricks, any reason you think, really, I shouldn't have my job.

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