Jackie Oshry

You know, like everything else about human beings like serves a function.

It's so rational to the next thing.

Like every set down to the cells in our body.

What the fuck are dreams?

Why don't you throw it out there?

That's literally what I was saying.

Everything else makes sense.

I'm glad that we agreed.

Because it is spooky whimsical, so it's nonsensical, really.

Which is weird, because the rest of the world is very orderly.

It's a story.

Oh, okay.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Let's get into the stories because there's lots to discuss in the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

About summer.

jertso you're welcome jertso our first story my headphones aren't working i can't hear anything you're welcome jertso hello our first story coacheller 2026 sabrina justin teddy swims addison everybody kylie kylie chela i would say it was kylie chela

And let's sort of go in like order of how we experienced it.

Yeah, it looked really amazing.

The sets were insane.

And just really big, really big.