Wokechella: Monday, April 13th, 2026
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts.
It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know.
We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday after Coachella. It's Toastchella. Welcome back. Hey, Jax, how you motherfucking dern?
Dern good. Toastchella greater than Coachella.
Do you feel this call? Wokechella. There was like so many scandals. I know you don't even know about them because a lot of them are happening on TikTok.
It was woke wires crossing Chella.
Yeah.
Oh, I loved it. We have so much to talk about.
Oh, I want to know more than what I know.
You have no idea what's going on. Do you know about the Starbucks Creator House?
I don't know about the Starbucks Creator House, but that's our sponsor right there, what they do.
I will tell you all about it in our first story where we recap Coachella.
What happened at Coachella 2026?
Hey, Jax, welcome back to the show. I didn't speak to you all weekend. We kept missing each other.
We were playing phone tag all weekend. I think starting Friday night, we actually spoke a little bit Friday night. But then, of course, like Ben walked into the room and I was done. Ruined everything. By the way, classic Claude.
Claude? Classic Ben. He comes in the room and just like demands like so controlling.
But like classic Claude hanging up for him.
Yeah sorry like I'm like if you're in the room with me you do take precedent unless there's like an emergency on the phone.
No I'm just saying I feel like people wouldn't like think that about you.
I let a man control me and I think some of you bitches could actually like benefit from being controlled by your man because some of you guys are out of control. I'm 100% kidding. Yeah no.
She lets a man control her. I just feel like people don't know that about her.
No, and I just want to say letting a man control you is grossly underrated. I'm not talking about obviously in like a toxic, manipulative, abusive way. I'm talking about just like a few years ago, I made the decision to like let Ben do stuff. Okay. Because I'm very controlling and like I have to do it. And then I think maybe when I was pregnant, I didn't have the energy. I couldn't do things.
What is the significance of the Starbucks Creator House?
So I started relying on Ben for random things. And now Ben does a lot of things. And I feel like I'm actually doing less. And it's such a genuine pleasure to be a kept woman in whatever regard, whether your husband pays the bills or your husband does all the physical labor in the house. Normalize letting your husband do stuff. It's kind of amazing.
Okay. So that's not him controlling you. If you just relinquished a tiny bit of control.
He thinks he's controlling me. but I'm really controlling him. Tea.
Well, all else to say, we didn't get to talk this weekend because Ben kept walking in and demanding your time.
I'm exhausted. I am exhausted. I did not stop socializing this weekend. Like my social battery, zero.
Sorry to hear it.
I went out Friday night after bedtime, Saturday night after bedtime, and I was out all day Sunday socializing with friends. I guess that's what happens when you just pick up and hang out with your family for three months straight. You do have to come back.
You have to catch up with friends.
And mend fences, yeah.
Yeah, oh, that's nice. I had a very relaxing weekend. A lot of time padding around the house with Maxie. Zach took the big boys out, got their energy out, and then I get to stay cozy. cozy yeah but we did go out last night we went out for dinner to your favorite restaurant oh you did go out to dinner um to my favorite restaurant in florida and when i was in florida i asked you 1 000 times if we could go to my favorite restaurant and you were just like always busy or you know they never could take us and like we need to teach so early and they never could take us so early really they never could take us so early we went at like four but we ate at five
I did so many things. First of all, I was so out and about. I went out with my celebrity mom group. I don't know if you guys saw my viral TikTok that I made.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:03–1:01
2
What happened at Coachella 2026?
1:01–2:07
3
What is the significance of the Starbucks Creator House?
2:07–6:19
4
How do social dynamics influence celebrity interactions?
6:19–44:13
5
What are the conspiracy theories surrounding Starbucks and Zionism?
44:13–44:52
6
What happened with Michaela Nogueira's trip to Portugal?
44:52–45:15
7
What trends are emerging from Coachella fashion this year?
45:15–46:45
8
What major news did NASA announce about Artemis II?
46:45–1:28:30
Speakers
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