Jackie Schimmel

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Hello, my name is Jackie Schimmel. I'm the host of the Bitch Bible Podcast. If you've never listened to the Bitch Bible Podcast, I genuinely feel terrible for you. Because up until this moment, you haven't really been living or experiencing true, untethered, unhinged, morally flexible joy infiltrating your ear canals on a weekly basis. The good news is there's still time for you, Katie.

Hello, my name is Jackie Schimmel. I'm the host of the Bitch Bible Podcast. If you've never listened to the Bitch Bible Podcast, I genuinely feel terrible for you. Because up until this moment, you haven't really been living or experiencing true, untethered, unhinged, morally flexible joy infiltrating your ear canals on a weekly basis. The good news is there's still time for you, Katie.

Hello, my name is Jackie Schimmel. I'm the host of the Bitch Bible Podcast. If you've never listened to the Bitch Bible Podcast, I genuinely feel terrible for you. Because up until this moment, you haven't really been living or experiencing true, untethered, unhinged, morally flexible joy infiltrating your ear canals on a weekly basis. The good news is there's still time for you, Katie.

Buckle up, buttercup, because I'm about to take you on a real bender for pop culture musings, aggressive social commentary, both piping hot and barely lukewarm takes, plus charisma for days. Make sure you listen to the Bitch Bible podcast because objectively and unbiasedly, in my very humble opinion, it's the best podcast you will ever listen to.

Buckle up, buttercup, because I'm about to take you on a real bender for pop culture musings, aggressive social commentary, both piping hot and barely lukewarm takes, plus charisma for days. Make sure you listen to the Bitch Bible podcast because objectively and unbiasedly, in my very humble opinion, it's the best podcast you will ever listen to.

Buckle up, buttercup, because I'm about to take you on a real bender for pop culture musings, aggressive social commentary, both piping hot and barely lukewarm takes, plus charisma for days. Make sure you listen to the Bitch Bible podcast because objectively and unbiasedly, in my very humble opinion, it's the best podcast you will ever listen to.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll guffaw, you'll be appalled. And guess what, Katie? You'll just keep coming back for more. So go listen to the Bitch Bible podcast available wherever you get your podcasts. You're welcome.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll guffaw, you'll be appalled. And guess what, Katie? You'll just keep coming back for more. So go listen to the Bitch Bible podcast available wherever you get your podcasts. You're welcome.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll guffaw, you'll be appalled. And guess what, Katie? You'll just keep coming back for more. So go listen to the Bitch Bible podcast available wherever you get your podcasts. You're welcome.

okay jackie shimmel welcome to color daddy oh are we on we're on oh fuck yeah i figured we have henry um leo can you maybe come in richard richard oh my god richard come here treats wait look at his body i it baffles me he's so low to the ground it's crazy look at his body type like how do you explain his body type i would get you a camera come here leo get your ass over here come here bitch

okay jackie shimmel welcome to color daddy oh are we on we're on oh fuck yeah i figured we have henry um leo can you maybe come in richard richard oh my god richard come here treats wait look at his body i it baffles me he's so low to the ground it's crazy look at his body type like how do you explain his body type i would get you a camera come here leo get your ass over here come here bitch

okay jackie shimmel welcome to color daddy oh are we on we're on oh fuck yeah i figured we have henry um leo can you maybe come in richard richard oh my god richard come here treats wait look at his body i it baffles me he's so low to the ground it's crazy look at his body type like how do you explain his body type i would get you a camera come here leo get your ass over here come here bitch

I would say that he is reverse pear-shaped. His father is pear-shaped. And he's reverse pear-shaped.

I would say that he is reverse pear-shaped. His father is pear-shaped. And he's reverse pear-shaped.

I would say that he is reverse pear-shaped. His father is pear-shaped. And he's reverse pear-shaped.

Andrew is pear-shaped. He's 100% pear-shaped. He should know.

Andrew is pear-shaped. He's 100% pear-shaped. He should know.