Jackie Schimmel

You know what? I Photoshop didn't exist back then, but I did have the paint app humble brag. So you created a fake diploma from UCLA. I had gone to community college for literally one day and, Couldn't have been, like, less interested. I was like, this is terrible. I graduated high school with a 1.8 GPA. Wow. It's, like, my favorite thing to drop in.

You know what? I Photoshop didn't exist back then, but I did have the paint app humble brag. So you created a fake diploma from UCLA. I had gone to community college for literally one day and, Couldn't have been, like, less interested. I was like, this is terrible. I graduated high school with a 1.8 GPA. Wow. It's, like, my favorite thing to drop in.

You know what? I Photoshop didn't exist back then, but I did have the paint app humble brag. So you created a fake diploma from UCLA. I had gone to community college for literally one day and, Couldn't have been, like, less interested. I was like, this is terrible. I graduated high school with a 1.8 GPA. Wow. It's, like, my favorite thing to drop in.

None. None.

None. None.

None. None.

No. No concern that, like, you wouldn't get a job? No. I wasn't, like, thinking that far ahead. I kind of just figured, like, I'll just, like, get in there and, like, you know. Whatever.

No. No concern that, like, you wouldn't get a job? No. I wasn't, like, thinking that far ahead. I kind of just figured, like, I'll just, like, get in there and, like, you know. Whatever.

No. No concern that, like, you wouldn't get a job? No. I wasn't, like, thinking that far ahead. I kind of just figured, like, I'll just, like, get in there and, like, you know. Whatever.

It's actually quite an accomplishment. You basically have to fail everything. It's like straight D's. It's like D's and C's. Yeah.

It's actually quite an accomplishment. You basically have to fail everything. It's like straight D's. It's like D's and C's. Yeah.

It's actually quite an accomplishment. You basically have to fail everything. It's like straight D's. It's like D's and C's. Yeah.

For one day. Could not be bothered. I was like, this is not my fucking journey. So I actually lied to my parents for like a year and said that I was going to college. And I doctored. That's how I got my paint app Photoshop skills. I was faking report cards. And my parents were like very hands off. They trusted me way too much. Like they like weren't asking questions.

For one day. Could not be bothered. I was like, this is not my fucking journey. So I actually lied to my parents for like a year and said that I was going to college. And I doctored. That's how I got my paint app Photoshop skills. I was faking report cards. And my parents were like very hands off. They trusted me way too much. Like they like weren't asking questions.

For one day. Could not be bothered. I was like, this is not my fucking journey. So I actually lied to my parents for like a year and said that I was going to college. And I doctored. That's how I got my paint app Photoshop skills. I was faking report cards. And my parents were like very hands off. They trusted me way too much. Like they like weren't asking questions.

They weren't like, how was like, they just didn't ask. What the fuck were you doing during this time? You know, There was this amazing cheese shop downtown. I was cooking. I was eating. I was drinking boxed wine. I was like going on walks. I was I don't know what you didn't have a job. No. And then eventually I while I was lying to my parents, I got an internship.

They weren't like, how was like, they just didn't ask. What the fuck were you doing during this time? You know, There was this amazing cheese shop downtown. I was cooking. I was eating. I was drinking boxed wine. I was like going on walks. I was I don't know what you didn't have a job. No. And then eventually I while I was lying to my parents, I got an internship.

They weren't like, how was like, they just didn't ask. What the fuck were you doing during this time? You know, There was this amazing cheese shop downtown. I was cooking. I was eating. I was drinking boxed wine. I was like going on walks. I was I don't know what you didn't have a job. No. And then eventually I while I was lying to my parents, I got an internship.

So then I and then lied to them and said I was graduating college, but I was only a sophomore. And then they offered me a job. And that just kind of started kick started my fraudulent life.

So then I and then lied to them and said I was graduating college, but I was only a sophomore. And then they offered me a job. And that just kind of started kick started my fraudulent life.