Jackie Schimmel

Daddy gang is going to love this. Then I had a massage and I, so my phone was in my locker, whatever. And I had posted all of these stories in one of the stories that I had posted on Instagram. You can see the dress off the freeway. You can see its exact location. like under a fence, under a pickup truck that was parked on the side of the road. Like it's like behind you while you're filming.

You can see the pink. Someone spotted it. I missed it. Yeah. So all of a sudden I'm getting like so many messages of people circling like, I see where your dress is. I see where your dress is. I knew exactly where it was. I get back in my car. I drive back. It's not there.

You can see the pink. Someone spotted it. I missed it. Yeah. So all of a sudden I'm getting like so many messages of people circling like, I see where your dress is. I see where your dress is. I knew exactly where it was. I get back in my car. I drive back. It's not there.

You can see the pink. Someone spotted it. I missed it. Yeah. So all of a sudden I'm getting like so many messages of people circling like, I see where your dress is. I see where your dress is. I knew exactly where it was. I get back in my car. I drive back. It's not there.

The next day, the dress in my size, tags attached, sold out everywhere, is available for sale for pickup in the Los Angeles location of the RealReal.com. full price full price i don't like no so some shady fuck honestly love them if you did this i will like please show yourself yeah we respect i respect you i like you i will go to tower bar with you and we'll get raw salmon right there

The next day, the dress in my size, tags attached, sold out everywhere, is available for sale for pickup in the Los Angeles location of the RealReal.com. full price full price i don't like no so some shady fuck honestly love them if you did this i will like please show yourself yeah we respect i respect you i like you i will go to tower bar with you and we'll get raw salmon right there

The next day, the dress in my size, tags attached, sold out everywhere, is available for sale for pickup in the Los Angeles location of the RealReal.com. full price full price i don't like no so some shady fuck honestly love them if you did this i will like please show yourself yeah we respect i respect you i like you i will go to tower bar with you and we'll get raw salmon right there

Some shady ass bitch rolled up. Because I was giving like very specific geographics.

Some shady ass bitch rolled up. Because I was giving like very specific geographics.

Some shady ass bitch rolled up. Because I was giving like very specific geographics.

I thought someone, like I imagine like a bunch of girls.

I thought someone, like I imagine like a bunch of girls.

I thought someone, like I imagine like a bunch of girls.

25 to 35 in bitch bible merch and like fucking highway patrol like neon vests with flashlights like searching for this dress that's in my head where i like just hawk and macho with their shih tzus like patrolling the valley for my dress a search and rescue mission you didn't think no i never thought naive that a little cunt yeah was gonna say who And you know who'd do something like that? Me.

25 to 35 in bitch bible merch and like fucking highway patrol like neon vests with flashlights like searching for this dress that's in my head where i like just hawk and macho with their shih tzus like patrolling the valley for my dress a search and rescue mission you didn't think no i never thought naive that a little cunt yeah was gonna say who And you know who'd do something like that? Me.

25 to 35 in bitch bible merch and like fucking highway patrol like neon vests with flashlights like searching for this dress that's in my head where i like just hawk and macho with their shih tzus like patrolling the valley for my dress a search and rescue mission you didn't think no i never thought naive that a little cunt yeah was gonna say who And you know who'd do something like that? Me.

Let me tell you something. When I was 18 years old, if I found out some bitch had a Zimmerman dress go airborne off the side of the 101 freeway and it was tags attached for $8.50 and I was eating bagel bites for three weeks, you think I wouldn't be tits deep on the side of the freeway searching for that fucking dress? You are dead wrong. So I can relate and I respect it.

Let me tell you something. When I was 18 years old, if I found out some bitch had a Zimmerman dress go airborne off the side of the 101 freeway and it was tags attached for $8.50 and I was eating bagel bites for three weeks, you think I wouldn't be tits deep on the side of the freeway searching for that fucking dress? You are dead wrong. So I can relate and I respect it.

Let me tell you something. When I was 18 years old, if I found out some bitch had a Zimmerman dress go airborne off the side of the 101 freeway and it was tags attached for $8.50 and I was eating bagel bites for three weeks, you think I wouldn't be tits deep on the side of the freeway searching for that fucking dress? You are dead wrong. So I can relate and I respect it.

I will. You're like, well. No, no, no. If this person exposes themselves with receipt, we need a receipt from the real, real. I need like,