Jackie Schimmel

So I call highway patrol. I get off the freeway. I didn't even know who to call. I literally was like, I have a dress. It was $850 by the way, okay? Tags attached. Glad I did, you know,

So I call highway patrol. I get off the freeway. I didn't even know who to call. I literally was like, I have a dress. It was $850 by the way, okay? Tags attached. Glad I did, you know,

So I call highway patrol. I get off the freeway. I didn't even know who to call. I literally was like, I have a dress. It was $850 by the way, okay? Tags attached. Glad I did, you know,

it wasn't my journey aesthetically but it was an expensive dress that I never got to fucking wear and it was sold out in the size I needed because everyone kept sending me the certain sizes I needed a two two for the tits two for the tits sold out So I pull over on the side of the road. I'm now like pilfering through bushes. You get out of your car. I kind of I did a little peruse.

it wasn't my journey aesthetically but it was an expensive dress that I never got to fucking wear and it was sold out in the size I needed because everyone kept sending me the certain sizes I needed a two two for the tits two for the tits sold out So I pull over on the side of the road. I'm now like pilfering through bushes. You get out of your car. I kind of I did a little peruse.

it wasn't my journey aesthetically but it was an expensive dress that I never got to fucking wear and it was sold out in the size I needed because everyone kept sending me the certain sizes I needed a two two for the tits two for the tits sold out So I pull over on the side of the road. I'm now like pilfering through bushes. You get out of your car. I kind of I did a little peruse.

I did a little peruse. But then I thought, you know what? I called the highway patrol. They're going to return it like they're going to get a dry clean for me. I had a massage. What world are you living in? I don't know. I listen. I live in suburbia. I figured, listen, I call these guys. I'm like, I have a dress that flew out of my car. I feel like they get called. Abusing.

I did a little peruse. But then I thought, you know what? I called the highway patrol. They're going to return it like they're going to get a dry clean for me. I had a massage. What world are you living in? I don't know. I listen. I live in suburbia. I figured, listen, I call these guys. I'm like, I have a dress that flew out of my car. I feel like they get called. Abusing.

I did a little peruse. But then I thought, you know what? I called the highway patrol. They're going to return it like they're going to get a dry clean for me. I had a massage. What world are you living in? I don't know. I listen. I live in suburbia. I figured, listen, I call these guys. I'm like, I have a dress that flew out of my car. I feel like they get called. Abusing.

Could you guys do one of those zigzags, you know, where you shut the freeway down during rush hour? I'm like, it has cutouts and pockets. It's like so cute. It's so good. It's so hard for me to find a dress where I don't have to wear a bra. Your boy.

Could you guys do one of those zigzags, you know, where you shut the freeway down during rush hour? I'm like, it has cutouts and pockets. It's like so cute. It's so good. It's so hard for me to find a dress where I don't have to wear a bra. Your boy.

Could you guys do one of those zigzags, you know, where you shut the freeway down during rush hour? I'm like, it has cutouts and pockets. It's like so cute. It's so good. It's so hard for me to find a dress where I don't have to wear a bra. Your boy.

they're like ma'am you're like no no size i'm like i just like i don't know like should i pull over on the right like i don't know like i just feel like this is like a safety breach i've already been like sexually harassed at home depot i'm not trying to like get picked up and what are they saying i mean they were laughing of course As we all are now, Jackie. We were laughing.

they're like ma'am you're like no no size i'm like i just like i don't know like should i pull over on the right like i don't know like i just feel like this is like a safety breach i've already been like sexually harassed at home depot i'm not trying to like get picked up and what are they saying i mean they were laughing of course As we all are now, Jackie. We were laughing.

they're like ma'am you're like no no size i'm like i just like i don't know like should i pull over on the right like i don't know like i just feel like this is like a safety breach i've already been like sexually harassed at home depot i'm not trying to like get picked up and what are they saying i mean they were laughing of course As we all are now, Jackie. We were laughing.

Like, we were having a good time. Like, here's where I live. Like, there's a dry cleaner's down. I was, like, making all the jokes. You know what I mean? So I thought, 100%. They're going to pick it up, drop it off. So then I, like, you know, I had to deliver my trim pieces. I've got guys on the clock, OK? I'm not fucking around. And this is also relatable and likable.

Like, we were having a good time. Like, here's where I live. Like, there's a dry cleaner's down. I was, like, making all the jokes. You know what I mean? So I thought, 100%. They're going to pick it up, drop it off. So then I, like, you know, I had to deliver my trim pieces. I've got guys on the clock, OK? I'm not fucking around. And this is also relatable and likable.

Like, we were having a good time. Like, here's where I live. Like, there's a dry cleaner's down. I was, like, making all the jokes. You know what I mean? So I thought, 100%. They're going to pick it up, drop it off. So then I, like, you know, I had to deliver my trim pieces. I've got guys on the clock, OK? I'm not fucking around. And this is also relatable and likable.

Daddy gang is going to love this. Then I had a massage and I, so my phone was in my locker, whatever. And I had posted all of these stories in one of the stories that I had posted on Instagram. You can see the dress off the freeway. You can see its exact location. like under a fence, under a pickup truck that was parked on the side of the road. Like it's like behind you while you're filming.

Daddy gang is going to love this. Then I had a massage and I, so my phone was in my locker, whatever. And I had posted all of these stories in one of the stories that I had posted on Instagram. You can see the dress off the freeway. You can see its exact location. like under a fence, under a pickup truck that was parked on the side of the road. Like it's like behind you while you're filming.