Jackie Schimmel

Give me a 12. If you go to a Valley Home Depot, you've got better odds. You go to like anything off the 405. It kind of depends. It's all about geography.

Give me a 12. If you go to a Valley Home Depot, you've got better odds. You go to like anything off the 405. It kind of depends. It's all about geography.

Canoga Park, Home Depot. You'll never feel anything like it. So you're saying you go there and you feel the hottest, most beautiful version of yourself. It is the Victoria's Secret fashion show reboot at the Home Depot before 10 a.m. When all the contractors are there, like there's no like women like, you know, you're you're it. That's it. So I was there at about seven thirty five in the morning.

Canoga Park, Home Depot. You'll never feel anything like it. So you're saying you go there and you feel the hottest, most beautiful version of yourself. It is the Victoria's Secret fashion show reboot at the Home Depot before 10 a.m. When all the contractors are there, like there's no like women like, you know, you're you're it. That's it. So I was there at about seven thirty five in the morning.

Canoga Park, Home Depot. You'll never feel anything like it. So you're saying you go there and you feel the hottest, most beautiful version of yourself. It is the Victoria's Secret fashion show reboot at the Home Depot before 10 a.m. When all the contractors are there, like there's no like women like, you know, you're you're it. That's it. So I was there at about seven thirty five in the morning.

I know. Rise and grind. OK, she's got literally grinding with contractors in aisle four. And I was in a bike short looking so cute, sawing my own fucking trim. I needed like one piece of trim for a door. I was trying to wrap it up, you know. And the trim was very long.

I know. Rise and grind. OK, she's got literally grinding with contractors in aisle four. And I was in a bike short looking so cute, sawing my own fucking trim. I needed like one piece of trim for a door. I was trying to wrap it up, you know. And the trim was very long.

I know. Rise and grind. OK, she's got literally grinding with contractors in aisle four. And I was in a bike short looking so cute, sawing my own fucking trim. I needed like one piece of trim for a door. I was trying to wrap it up, you know. And the trim was very long.

So I figured the only way I could fit it in my car was to put my top down and shimmy it in the front so it could hang out the back. Okay.

So I figured the only way I could fit it in my car was to put my top down and shimmy it in the front so it could hang out the back. Okay.

So I figured the only way I could fit it in my car was to put my top down and shimmy it in the front so it could hang out the back. Okay.

In your convertible. In my convertible. This is like Final Destination shit, okay? So in the transportation of my trim piece, I had the dress hooked on the back, okay? Okay. And I'm driving on the freeway and I'm holding the trim because I didn't really feel like having it. God forbid. I mean, honestly, in hindsight, I wish that that trim would have fucking...

In your convertible. In my convertible. This is like Final Destination shit, okay? So in the transportation of my trim piece, I had the dress hooked on the back, okay? Okay. And I'm driving on the freeway and I'm holding the trim because I didn't really feel like having it. God forbid. I mean, honestly, in hindsight, I wish that that trim would have fucking...

In your convertible. In my convertible. This is like Final Destination shit, okay? So in the transportation of my trim piece, I had the dress hooked on the back, okay? Okay. And I'm driving on the freeway and I'm holding the trim because I didn't really feel like having it. God forbid. I mean, honestly, in hindsight, I wish that that trim would have fucking...

hightailed it out of the car and like punctured the car behind me and i could have kept the dress because i didn't have something to wear to the shower i couldn't find anything okay i'm holding the trim i'm driving like cursing the day that my husband was born because he's like off at a trip somewhere and i'm just schlepping lumber literally schlepping lumber

hightailed it out of the car and like punctured the car behind me and i could have kept the dress because i didn't have something to wear to the shower i couldn't find anything okay i'm holding the trim i'm driving like cursing the day that my husband was born because he's like off at a trip somewhere and i'm just schlepping lumber literally schlepping lumber

hightailed it out of the car and like punctured the car behind me and i could have kept the dress because i didn't have something to wear to the shower i couldn't find anything okay i'm holding the trim i'm driving like cursing the day that my husband was born because he's like off at a trip somewhere and i'm just schlepping lumber literally schlepping lumber

And I look behind me and I all of a sudden like I'm driving and I just see like a pink like like a pink parachute rising into the sky off the 101 freeway at 734 in the morning. And I'm like, huh? I look behind. It was like slow-mo. I see my fucking dress catch wind. and fly the fuck out of my car, okay? So now I'm like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. What do I even do?

And I look behind me and I all of a sudden like I'm driving and I just see like a pink like like a pink parachute rising into the sky off the 101 freeway at 734 in the morning. And I'm like, huh? I look behind. It was like slow-mo. I see my fucking dress catch wind. and fly the fuck out of my car, okay? So now I'm like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. What do I even do?

And I look behind me and I all of a sudden like I'm driving and I just see like a pink like like a pink parachute rising into the sky off the 101 freeway at 734 in the morning. And I'm like, huh? I look behind. It was like slow-mo. I see my fucking dress catch wind. and fly the fuck out of my car, okay? So now I'm like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. What do I even do?