Jackie Schimmel

He'd need a much bigger urn. He was a very obese man. It would take up the whole room.

I'm too cool for a Zimmerman midi dress. Like I've evolved. Jesus, this is funny. Okay. Okay, give it to us. Well, I was attending a baby shower.

I'm too cool for a Zimmerman midi dress. Like I've evolved. Jesus, this is funny. Okay. Okay, give it to us. Well, I was attending a baby shower.

I'm too cool for a Zimmerman midi dress. Like I've evolved. Jesus, this is funny. Okay. Okay, give it to us. Well, I was attending a baby shower.

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And I was trying to find something. Like I found this dress. It was a Zimmerman dress. It had like a molded cup balconette with a cutout. Oh.

And I was trying to find something. Like I found this dress. It was a Zimmerman dress. It had like a molded cup balconette with a cutout. Oh.

And I was trying to find something. Like I found this dress. It was a Zimmerman dress. It had like a molded cup balconette with a cutout. Oh.

pockets she loves pockets i love pockets love okay and it was in my size i didn't have to wear a bra i looked cute like i had just had a parasite so i was very gaunt you were like winning like literally my clavicle was protruding and i had like an upper rib cage thing because i was shitting out my colon

pockets she loves pockets i love pockets love okay and it was in my size i didn't have to wear a bra i looked cute like i had just had a parasite so i was very gaunt you were like winning like literally my clavicle was protruding and i had like an upper rib cage thing because i was shitting out my colon

pockets she loves pockets i love pockets love okay and it was in my size i didn't have to wear a bra i looked cute like i had just had a parasite so i was very gaunt you were like winning like literally my clavicle was protruding and i had like an upper rib cage thing because i was shitting out my colon

That's unrefrigerated. The guy did not get that at all. He was like, pardon? I was like, never mind. I'll just have the brands, you know. OK, so you're gaunt. You're ready with your dress. I was ready to rumble. I found this dress. I had it hooked in the back of my car. And I have a convertible. And I was doing a bathroom renovation. I'm very hands-on with my renovations. I love the Home Depot.

That's unrefrigerated. The guy did not get that at all. He was like, pardon? I was like, never mind. I'll just have the brands, you know. OK, so you're gaunt. You're ready with your dress. I was ready to rumble. I found this dress. I had it hooked in the back of my car. And I have a convertible. And I was doing a bathroom renovation. I'm very hands-on with my renovations. I love the Home Depot.

That's unrefrigerated. The guy did not get that at all. He was like, pardon? I was like, never mind. I'll just have the brands, you know. OK, so you're gaunt. You're ready with your dress. I was ready to rumble. I found this dress. I had it hooked in the back of my car. And I have a convertible. And I was doing a bathroom renovation. I'm very hands-on with my renovations. I love the Home Depot.

It makes me feel alive. Insecure girls. Go to Home Depot. Wear something tight and sexy. You will get accosted.

It makes me feel alive. Insecure girls. Go to Home Depot. Wear something tight and sexy. You will get accosted.

It makes me feel alive. Insecure girls. Go to Home Depot. Wear something tight and sexy. You will get accosted.

Give me a 12. If you go to a Valley Home Depot, you've got better odds. You go to like anything off the 405. It kind of depends. It's all about geography.