Jackie Schimmel

please don't I had it was so funny like I had a friend that would like weaponize like my grief like it wasn't like I wasn't like like I wasn't like coming to her to cry like I was going to other people and then she like said do you not like feel comfortable with me or do you not like feel close to me and I'm like

please don't I had it was so funny like I had a friend that would like weaponize like my grief like it wasn't like I wasn't like like I wasn't like coming to her to cry like I was going to other people and then she like said do you not like feel comfortable with me or do you not like feel close to me and I'm like

please don't I had it was so funny like I had a friend that would like weaponize like my grief like it wasn't like I wasn't like like I wasn't like coming to her to cry like I was going to other people and then she like said do you not like feel comfortable with me or do you not like feel close to me and I'm like

you're literally the worst like you're making this about you how are we you suck so bad and honestly like i should send her an edible arrangement because i need to thank her because she made the whole experience like so diffusive because i was like oh wow like you just took me out of my grief because now i just want to fucking headbutt you because you're so stupid wait like what what do you mean how is this how did we make this about you what movie are you what what it was like i had a stroke i was like poor qua do i need to like

you're literally the worst like you're making this about you how are we you suck so bad and honestly like i should send her an edible arrangement because i need to thank her because she made the whole experience like so diffusive because i was like oh wow like you just took me out of my grief because now i just want to fucking headbutt you because you're so stupid wait like what what do you mean how is this how did we make this about you what movie are you what what it was like i had a stroke i was like poor qua do i need to like

you're literally the worst like you're making this about you how are we you suck so bad and honestly like i should send her an edible arrangement because i need to thank her because she made the whole experience like so diffusive because i was like oh wow like you just took me out of my grief because now i just want to fucking headbutt you because you're so stupid wait like what what do you mean how is this how did we make this about you what movie are you what what it was like i had a stroke i was like poor qua do i need to like

do i need to apologize to you because i'm not like sad enough for you yeah i think that's the wrap of up of that is like if it's if it's not your shit shut just just literally you don't need to like not talk about like it's not like that it's just like read just let the person read the room do their thing yes thank you and that's totally okay that is such an extreme place of privilege to not understand and i honestly think that's amazing and you should just like run with that it's

do i need to apologize to you because i'm not like sad enough for you yeah i think that's the wrap of up of that is like if it's if it's not your shit shut just just literally you don't need to like not talk about like it's not like that it's just like read just let the person read the room do their thing yes thank you and that's totally okay that is such an extreme place of privilege to not understand and i honestly think that's amazing and you should just like run with that it's

do i need to apologize to you because i'm not like sad enough for you yeah i think that's the wrap of up of that is like if it's if it's not your shit shut just just literally you don't need to like not talk about like it's not like that it's just like read just let the person read the room do their thing yes thank you and that's totally okay that is such an extreme place of privilege to not understand and i honestly think that's amazing and you should just like run with that it's

fabulous you lucky son of a bitch but yeah it's like an it's an extreme it's an extreme tier of privilege to like not understand that that level and that's cool too totally but if acknowledge you don't know it and so don't act like you have any fucking comprehension of what happened I love when like a friend who was like I know like I lost my my pet kitty when I was three and I was like cool

fabulous you lucky son of a bitch but yeah it's like an it's an extreme it's an extreme tier of privilege to like not understand that that level and that's cool too totally but if acknowledge you don't know it and so don't act like you have any fucking comprehension of what happened I love when like a friend who was like I know like I lost my my pet kitty when I was three and I was like cool

fabulous you lucky son of a bitch but yeah it's like an it's an extreme it's an extreme tier of privilege to like not understand that that level and that's cool too totally but if acknowledge you don't know it and so don't act like you have any fucking comprehension of what happened I love when like a friend who was like I know like I lost my my pet kitty when I was three and I was like cool

Oh, my God. My grandpa was like literally I was prepared for him to die for like 12 years. My parents were like, listen, grandpa's like not super healthy, like totally overweight, like had a terrible lifestyle. They told me this when I was seven. That fucker hung around till I was like 25. It became like a bit in my family. I was like, you're still here. I've been prepared for years.

Oh, my God. My grandpa was like literally I was prepared for him to die for like 12 years. My parents were like, listen, grandpa's like not super healthy, like totally overweight, like had a terrible lifestyle. They told me this when I was seven. That fucker hung around till I was like 25. It became like a bit in my family. I was like, you're still here. I've been prepared for years.

Oh, my God. My grandpa was like literally I was prepared for him to die for like 12 years. My parents were like, listen, grandpa's like not super healthy, like totally overweight, like had a terrible lifestyle. They told me this when I was seven. That fucker hung around till I was like 25. It became like a bit in my family. I was like, you're still here. I've been prepared for years.

I grew out of my fucking funeral dress. No, you're so right. I have one black outfit. I don't even fit in it anymore, Grandpa. Jesus Christ, you're melting the clock. Turn.

I grew out of my fucking funeral dress. No, you're so right. I have one black outfit. I don't even fit in it anymore, Grandpa. Jesus Christ, you're melting the clock. Turn.

I grew out of my fucking funeral dress. No, you're so right. I have one black outfit. I don't even fit in it anymore, Grandpa. Jesus Christ, you're melting the clock. Turn.

He'd need a much bigger urn. He was a very obese man. It would take up the whole room.

He'd need a much bigger urn. He was a very obese man. It would take up the whole room.