Jackson Nami

Um, I don't know.

It's cheap to live.

It's better than Chicago.

I live in, like, Pflugerville, just north of town.

I love it.

Ooh, Pflugerville, the home of Brian Redman.

No, I'm straight.

I've been married for 17 years.

No, I'm straight.

Straight as hell, man.

Really?

Hey, butt stuff is fun stuff.

It don't mean you're gay.

I'm just adventurous, Tony.

Come on.

I think Don't Ask, Don't Tell is thriving in the military right now.

Have you ever been milked before?

no but I milk someone in Iraq I handle dicks in Iraq Tony I gave grown men STD tests I've milked a dick in my day doesn't mean I'm gay so wait how do you milk a dick doing an STD test so when I gave this dude an STD test he came into the clinic and the doctor said you gotta milk his dick a little bit to get the sample cause you have to put a rod in his dick right and so then when I got done with the exam the doctor asked me he's like Jason how did that exam go and I milked it I got a sample and he's like you didn't milk that guy's dick I just made that up it was a fucking joke you jerked that guy off for no reason

It's the other guy's roommate.

It was the guy's roommate from before.