Jacob Barr
๐ค Speaker
43
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
KILL TONY
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Bring out the rotisserie chicken, you bitch, fuck.
KILL TONY
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People try and compliment me with, you're so strong.
KILL TONY
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You're with someone who's fighting for our country.
KILL TONY
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But I don't tell them that I just binged 12 seasons of Supernatural, masturbated three times, and ate some slices of pizza in between.
KILL TONY
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He sometimes tattoos these tiny little bitches and they go, ooh, that's spicy when he's tattooing them.
KILL TONY
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When your husband just pounds two pounds of frickin' buffalo wings and plays Thumb War with your fucking clit without washing his hands.
KILL TONY
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And Mexican-American titties, too, right?