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Jacob Barr

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
43 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

KILL TONY
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Bring out the rotisserie chicken, you bitch, fuck.

KILL TONY
#672 - TOP SECRET

My husband's an Army Ranger.

KILL TONY
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People try and compliment me with, you're so strong.

KILL TONY
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You're with someone who's fighting for our country.

KILL TONY
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And I just agree and say, yeah, thanks.

KILL TONY
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But I don't tell them that I just binged 12 seasons of Supernatural, masturbated three times, and ate some slices of pizza in between.

KILL TONY
#672 - TOP SECRET

So you're welcome for my service.

KILL TONY
#672 - TOP SECRET

Just doing my job.

KILL TONY
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My husband's a tattoo artist now.

KILL TONY
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He sometimes tattoos these tiny little bitches and they go, ooh, that's spicy when he's tattooing them.

KILL TONY
#672 - TOP SECRET

And I'm like, nah.

KILL TONY
#672 - TOP SECRET

You know what's fucking spicy, bitch?

KILL TONY
#672 - TOP SECRET

When your husband just pounds two pounds of frickin' buffalo wings and plays Thumb War with your fucking clit without washing his hands.

KILL TONY
#672 - TOP SECRET

That's fucking spicy.

KILL TONY
#672 - TOP SECRET

Okay, that's what I got.

KILL TONY
#672 - TOP SECRET

And Mexican-American titties, too, right?

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