Jad Abumrad

It's like all eyes have been directed to the next sentence.

So that's a little difficult.

But we have like a higher call.

You're entertaining, but we're entertaining with the caveat that we're supposed to be like telling the truth as best we understand it.

So we have a slightly different set of gods in our Mount Olympus than you do, which makes it very confusing.

You're just going to have to tell your audience what you think they need to hear.

And that's where he left it.

So in the days after the interview, we just got into this debate about what we should do.

We obviously have an obligation to you, you listening, to tell you what we know.

Yes, the whole deal.

We can't pretend that we don't know something that we now do know, even if it would make a much more beautiful story.

So this leaves us in a conundrum.

Are we entertainers or are we actually journalists?

So here's where we ultimately came down.

We have decided not to tell you.

how the Paddingtons did it.

I mean, we're going to tell you, but we're not going to tell you here in this podcast.

Because we have now been soiled by this truth we learned off the record.

And you, if you want to be soiled, sure.

Come and soil yourself.