Jake Brennan

All right, I'm not going to get into that.

Listen, I'd be pleased to if the world thought that I, in addition to being a world famous rock star, could also be a professional athlete.

And you know, Rod kind of looks the part.

I know it's weird to think of 1970s Rod Stewart as a professional athlete, a professional anything besides a rock star, based on the whole peacock attire and the hair, all that.

But if you look at 70s photos of him playing soccer,

He kind of looks great.

He looks the part, I got to say.

It's a believable story, but it's not true.

All right, number four.

Listen, what's up with the dudes in Iron Maiden?

I swear, they're like superhumans or something.

Singer Bruce Dickinson literally flies Iron Maiden and their crew from gig to gig in a massive Boeing 747 jumbo jet.

This isn't like John F. Kennedy Jr.

up there in a little prop plane.

A jumbo jet, all right?

Bruce Dickinson's also vegan.

He's, I think, 276 years old and still looks 33.

I think he's straight edge.

And he was once ranked top 20 in the UK as a fencer, which I'm told is a sport.

But I'm not here to talk about fencing.