Jake Cornell

They'd be like, no.

Like, you know what I mean?

And then their girlfriend would be like, good job, baby.

And I was like, something is happening here.

Like, there's a darkness here.

I'm at P-Town.

And I was like, and I was thinking like, I bet people are wasted.

Like, cause I went to, there's like a, there's a party that happens from four to seven every day called tea.

It's like a huge party on the dock.

I had gone to it, um, because my show wasn't until nine and I didn't really drink or anything, but I was there and I was like, well, people are lit here and my show's in

four hours so I was backstage like kind of like nervous I was like I wonder what the vibe's gonna be they're like welcome to the stage Jake Cornell I come around the curtain I as I'm walking to the mic I go one two three four five six seven people dead asleep

like sold out crowd.

And in the front part, I can see in the light, there are seven people asleep.

And so I was like, sick.

And so the whole show was playing to like half the, like I would say half the audience like was asleep or falling asleep during it because they were so drunk that they were like, like, like fighting to stay awake.

Like to the point where I was like, do we need a medic?

Like I saw one person who was like,

No, I've been writing a rap song.

I need to tell someone.

Literally.