Jake Cornell

And I was like, turn the car around.

No, I was like, I was like, Indianapolis doesn't want me here.

No, no, no.

No, I don't think Greg is expecting me because he's a civilian.

Yeah.

My friend, one of the most iconic things my friend ever did was one time she was drunk.

My friend, shout out Melissa Rich, comedian in New York.

She was drunk and she thought it'd be funny to save her apartment as a Kinko's in Google Maps.

And then people started calling her asking her to get shit printed.

And she felt bad and she has a printer.

So she just started printing shit for people for free.

And so like I'd be at her apartment and she'd be printing and she'd be like, I got an order.

Sorry, I have people calling her cell phone.

She was on the phone.

She's like, no, I can't do color.

You're like, you know, you don't have to do that.

She's like, I put it in the maps.

And whenever I would like go to visit, she's moved now.

But when I would go to her place, I would type in Kinko's in Google Maps.

Because also the funny thing, it was only the reason it also works is the only people that ever called her were old as fuck.