Jake Cornell

Because Kinko's closed like 20 years ago.

It's FedEx office.

I was going to say, what year did she do this?

It was always like some like old Lower East Side person who was like, I need a form.

And she was like, I got you, baby.

I got you, baby.

You know?

And so it was my favorite thing.

Absolutely.

Yes.

The biggest, I would say the biggest litmus test is in my hour right now.

I have, like, a, probably, like, a 10-minute section where I go in pretty hard on marriage, like, the concept of marriage.

And, like, that shit hits different in the South.

And then, like, you know what I mean?

Like, that really, like, I have a, like, I go in on, like, the concept, like, I don't think most married people are happy.

And, like, up North, people are like, yeah!

And like in Raleigh, people were like, what?

You know what I mean?

It gets, like, tight fast.

Like, it's, like, there's, like, there's jokes that you, like, I leave full laugh breaks for in certain cities that when that, and others, it's, like, you actually have to say the punchline so fast they're going to get so mad.