Jake Cornell

hey, like, can you come bartend tonight?

And I'm like, yeah.

Because, like, if someone calls out sick or something, I'll go, like, made or do your restaurant for a night because all my friends work in restaurants.

I would say I can kind of make anything.

Yeah, totally.

Because I did, like, a lot of different kinds of bartending.

But I would say, like, I do make, like, a good martini because I drink them a lot.

I do.

Yeah, I would say.

I always say if they were like, you can only have one alcohol for the rest of your life, champagne.

Yeah, some people say it does make them feel shitty the next day.

I'm like, not the good stuff.

When everyone's kind of sick of it.

They're great though.

I'll try it.

It's also funny where like drinks, I always think it's funny when like drinks get trendy because I'm like, it's not like, it's not like fashion where it's like part of, you want to like look, you want to be in line with like the current trends so you don't look out of place or you're like on the trends.

I'm like,

The drink tastes the same at any time.

So what do you mean you liked it for the summer when everyone else liked it?

You know what I mean?