Jake Cornell

Like, I was, like, I'm a New York celebrity.

Like, I'm winning Cage Munch at UCB.

Like, I literally thought I was...

god on earth for this shit like like i would be like we would win and i literally like should like going around the theater like let's go like just like it's like i want an improv comedy competition humiliating like that shit real yeah yeah i was oh i was not but everyone at ucb did back then like before the pan because it was kind of like a cult a little bit it's still like it like improv just like has that quality to it i think people are so addicted to it every one of my comedian friends has been like

It was, yeah.

I remember one time when I was, like, really in it at UCB.

I was, like, we were, like, hanging out with non-UCB people.

It was, like, my, like, other friends from college and stuff.

And we were, like, at a party and we were, like, drinking.

And I was, like, talking to someone new, like, a new friend I had just made about, like, theory of improv performance.

And my best friend overheard it and just turned and went, shut the fuck up.

Do you think they want to hear that right now?

And I look, the person is like drowning.

But I was like, there's no world where someone wouldn't find this fascinating.

I was like, there's no world.

I think that's a beautiful thing.

I think it's like the storyteller thing where it's like, if I'm passionate about something, I have to talk about it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've never been chill about anything in my entire life.

It's I've never been chill about anything in my entire life.