Jake Haendel

And I remember jokingly said, are you going to pick me up on your motorcycle? She was like, ha ha, no, I'll pick you up in a car. I remember feeling like I got to get some heroin in my system so I don't feel dope sick. But I don't want to do it around her. I got high, obviously, before. And then I walked out of the hotel to wait to get picked up.

And I remember jokingly said, are you going to pick me up on your motorcycle? She was like, ha ha, no, I'll pick you up in a car. I remember feeling like I got to get some heroin in my system so I don't feel dope sick. But I don't want to do it around her. I got high, obviously, before. And then I walked out of the hotel to wait to get picked up.

I'm taken aback because there's like a guy driving and she's in the passenger seat and gets out of the car. Am I the third wheel here? Is this her boyfriend? I have no idea, right? I just remember her cranking her neck. We're talking a lot and the guy is not. You know, I'm, like, a friendly dude, so I'm trying to include him in the convo, too.

I'm taken aback because there's like a guy driving and she's in the passenger seat and gets out of the car. Am I the third wheel here? Is this her boyfriend? I have no idea, right? I just remember her cranking her neck. We're talking a lot and the guy is not. You know, I'm, like, a friendly dude, so I'm trying to include him in the convo, too.

Like, what are you... And, you know, I can feel energy, and I can just tell this dude's, like, not happy that I'm in the back of his car. I just remember him talking a lot about selling drugs, what a big drug dealer he was. Like, it was... I saw it after occupation. Like, it was so cool. And in my head, I'm thinking, what dude who's really in the game just advertises this shit?

Like, what are you... And, you know, I can feel energy, and I can just tell this dude's, like, not happy that I'm in the back of his car. I just remember him talking a lot about selling drugs, what a big drug dealer he was. Like, it was... I saw it after occupation. Like, it was so cool. And in my head, I'm thinking, what dude who's really in the game just advertises this shit?

What is he talking about?

What is he talking about?

I buy her a drink or whatever, and he goes to some other friends finally. And she's like, oh, this dude keeps following me around like a puppy dog. And I'm like, oh, you don't like that? Who is he? She was like, just like a friend. He's been wanting to date me for a while, but it's like not going to happen. And she goes...

I buy her a drink or whatever, and he goes to some other friends finally. And she's like, oh, this dude keeps following me around like a puppy dog. And I'm like, oh, you don't like that? Who is he? She was like, just like a friend. He's been wanting to date me for a while, but it's like not going to happen. And she goes...

Okay, just like one thing I gotta ask you before we, you know, get going here. Do you do like opiates? Do you do heroin? And I'm kind of like, whoa, like what a question. I answered probably within three seconds, but it was like time kind of slowed down. I thought to myself, I'm like, well, you got two options here. Because I really did like her. Without even knowing her, I was attracted to her.

Okay, just like one thing I gotta ask you before we, you know, get going here. Do you do like opiates? Do you do heroin? And I'm kind of like, whoa, like what a question. I answered probably within three seconds, but it was like time kind of slowed down. I thought to myself, I'm like, well, you got two options here. Because I really did like her. Without even knowing her, I was attracted to her.

I was like, you got two options here. You can be a total piece of shit and lie, or you can tell her the truth and, like, probably eliminate your chances. I was actively trying to get my shit together, so it was kind of like the lie sounded okay. And, yeah, I lied. I was kind of like, well, like I've done it, but I don't like do it. She goes, oh, good. Cause I like, I like you.

I was like, you got two options here. You can be a total piece of shit and lie, or you can tell her the truth and, like, probably eliminate your chances. I was actively trying to get my shit together, so it was kind of like the lie sounded okay. And, yeah, I lied. I was kind of like, well, like I've done it, but I don't like do it. She goes, oh, good. Cause I like, I like you.

What a fucking dick I am. I just like totally lied to this chick. She went into telling me about all the people she knows that have OD'd on these opiates. Particularly, she wasn't like against drugs. She did drugs. Like we took ecstasy shortly after this conversation. But the opiates, yeah, she was against that.

What a fucking dick I am. I just like totally lied to this chick. She went into telling me about all the people she knows that have OD'd on these opiates. Particularly, she wasn't like against drugs. She did drugs. Like we took ecstasy shortly after this conversation. But the opiates, yeah, she was against that.

And that's when I made the move. I was like, you want to just like get out of here?

And that's when I made the move. I was like, you want to just like get out of here?

This is where being a drug dealer comes in cool. Like, I remember I had my phone on silent and I was getting blown up. I probably had like 400 texts of people being like, yo, I need, can you meet? Where you at? I need, I need, I need. But I'm on a date, you know, I'm not answering that rent. Anyway, taking my phone real quick, I'm like, Most reliable, like who do I like most on this list?

This is where being a drug dealer comes in cool. Like, I remember I had my phone on silent and I was getting blown up. I probably had like 400 texts of people being like, yo, I need, can you meet? Where you at? I need, I need, I need. But I'm on a date, you know, I'm not answering that rent. Anyway, taking my phone real quick, I'm like, Most reliable, like who do I like most on this list?