Jake Haendel

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I'm Jake Handel. This is my story.

I'm Jake Handel. This is my story.

I got a good wedgie story for you. I ever tell you about the fork in my nut? Another funny story real quick. Mormon's a myth.

I got a good wedgie story for you. I ever tell you about the fork in my nut? Another funny story real quick. Mormon's a myth.

Four or five years old, I remember my parents, my mother and father, just fighting a lot, having these big blowouts. And I would really hate it. It would really upset me to the point where I would start to run away or I'd clog my ears, hide in my room, and I would start to run away. And I would just, like, kind of take off my bike and, like, go chill in the woods or something.

Four or five years old, I remember my parents, my mother and father, just fighting a lot, having these big blowouts. And I would really hate it. It would really upset me to the point where I would start to run away or I'd clog my ears, hide in my room, and I would start to run away. And I would just, like, kind of take off my bike and, like, go chill in the woods or something.

And, like, wait for them to cool off and then come home. They would just fight a lot. We went to, like, some breakfast place in Framingham, Mass. And, you know, they sat me down and they were like, we're going to get a divorce. I shouldn't have been that surprised, but for some reason I was. And I was like, no, no, like, don't do that. Like, what can I do to like, I don't want to.

And, like, wait for them to cool off and then come home. They would just fight a lot. We went to, like, some breakfast place in Framingham, Mass. And, you know, they sat me down and they were like, we're going to get a divorce. I shouldn't have been that surprised, but for some reason I was. And I was like, no, no, like, don't do that. Like, what can I do to like, I don't want to.

I don't want us to be separate. And I was like, is it my fault? You know, and they were like, no. And it was kind of like presented to me like, no, it's going to be a good thing. Like, you're going to have two homes and two birthday parties, two reasons to celebrate, which, you know, I was kind of like, that wasn't important to me.

I don't want us to be separate. And I was like, is it my fault? You know, and they were like, no. And it was kind of like presented to me like, no, it's going to be a good thing. Like, you're going to have two homes and two birthday parties, two reasons to celebrate, which, you know, I was kind of like, that wasn't important to me.

But then both my parents remarried two people that already had children from the age of like seven. I had all these like step siblings and got along with them really well. And it was it was exactly like it was presented.

But then both my parents remarried two people that already had children from the age of like seven. I had all these like step siblings and got along with them really well. And it was it was exactly like it was presented.

I was always close with Nancy. The funeral was really hard and I was like flipping out because I was like, oh man, like Nancy died like within a year almost. I'm like, now my mom's going to die. Once this really happened, it kind of took a turn for a self-destructive maybe. I mean, from like 13, 14, I was angry, punching walls, putting holes in walls. Didn't care about grades that much.

I was always close with Nancy. The funeral was really hard and I was like flipping out because I was like, oh man, like Nancy died like within a year almost. I'm like, now my mom's going to die. Once this really happened, it kind of took a turn for a self-destructive maybe. I mean, from like 13, 14, I was angry, punching walls, putting holes in walls. Didn't care about grades that much.

I was just not too happy with life.

I was just not too happy with life.

Okay, we're going back to like eighth grade real quick. That's when I first smoked weed for the first time with my good buddy, Craig, who was a year older. And his older brother was like kind of a wild man back then. And I thought he was like the cool kid, you know. And I remember smoking weed with him once. It was, like, my first time. And it wasn't super popular with the kids in my grade yet.

Okay, we're going back to like eighth grade real quick. That's when I first smoked weed for the first time with my good buddy, Craig, who was a year older. And his older brother was like kind of a wild man back then. And I thought he was like the cool kid, you know. And I remember smoking weed with him once. It was, like, my first time. And it wasn't super popular with the kids in my grade yet.