Jake Humphrey

I'm having a go at something for the first time, making friends.

What?

Which is an interesting thing for me, because I've always not really lived in this world where I've needed or had loads of great mates.

Yeah.

and traditionally I've been jealous of guys when they've gone oh man I love hanging out with my university buddies or I love it when I get together with my old school mates and I'm thinking I don't have any how have I missed I don't have any see I feel the same I've lived this transient life like I look at like my 40th birthday party and I haven't seen most people from it because it was just full of people who I was working with at that time yeah and my brain was I mean there's a few friends there as well but my brain is like oh they're your friends okay now I realise that they're just my work friends

It's so, like, sorry to, I honestly don't mean to bring this straight back onto me, but it's my 40th, not next year, the year after, right?

And for some reason, Vogue and I were talking about it the other day, randomly, just like, and she was like, who would be, like, you know, top of your list of your friends to come to your 40th?

And I was just like, I rattled off, like, three people.

And then I was just like...

I haven't really got any other kind of close mates.

And then obviously you sit on it and you go, oh, of course, like them and them and them and them.

But like, you know, initially you're just a bit like, oh.

But like, you know, initially you're just a bit like, oh.

My friend put me to bed one night and I thought he was coming around to chill with me.

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What's the biggest misconception and what actually happens in a session?

And I was incredibly drunk and he walked in and I could barely kind of sit up straight.

And he literally just walked in, put my arm over his shoulder, walked me to bed, lay me down and left.

He didn't say a single word.

And I was just lying in bed thinking, oh my God, that's so pathetic.