Jake Shane

And mind you, I'm wearing white pants on the plane, which is, like, a first mistake.

So random.

I come back to the bathroom, and the coffee's there.

And as I'm sitting down, I, like, my jacket must have hit it or something, and it fell into my seat.

The coffee?

Yeah, it fell into my seat, and it was...

I was already in motion I was like here sitting down and it went ahead so then it was just in my like on my butt like soggy butt from this fucking coffee it was hot the coffee was hot and I was just like already so bummed and I remember just looking at the person next to me and they had this look of like

Like it was like genuinely like, oh, and I just started crying.

Oh, I just was like, were they comforting?

They like put their hand on my back and I'm just like, it was really funny.

Oh, I mean, it's funny now, but I was so angry and the flight was super turbulent.

I'm not good with turbulence.

Oh, I love turbulence.

You love turbulence.

Why?

It's like you're like, like a roller coaster, like rocking to sleep.

See my daughter, she's four.

She is the same way.

And I think it's amazing.

What's her birthday?