Jake Steinfeld

I'm saying you see things.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Oh, my God.

We were walking through the Philly airport at 6 a.m.

on Sunday, and Mike and I got behind a couple of chicks with just a huge caboose kind of thing.

The chicks just packed.

into these pants especially when they have to wear a uniform and thus there's no such thing as wearing a skirt you have to wear the blue TSA pants and they make them in an XXX ouch you know but they they're just packed like that's it and because I'm sure these women wear like around the house they just take a sheet put their head through it you know not even fit in just a huge muumuu with like a

lamp cord for a belt or something but now they have to work and I said to Mike when we were walking and and you guys should all think about this too remember when you were a kid and not even a kid but just you know junior high high school or something like that and you were in a mall or an airport or any public space you know supermarket anything like that and there was a woman who's like walking in front of you with a huge wide ass you'd elbow your buddy and

Look at that.

Look at that big one.

Look at that.

Get it.

And if your buddy was like around the corner getting something, you'd get them over here.

You've got to see this huge ass on this one.

Like now it's ubiquitous.

Right.

You look to your right and there's big ass.

And you're like, you're just looking at God, that chick.

And then you look over there and she's big.

And then you look straight ahead and there's another one.