Jake Steinfeld
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They're preening.
You know, they're running.
I mean, you'll see those women all the time that are, you know, you can see just sort of God dealt them a good solid pair of twos kind of hand.
But they are tanned.
They're lean.
Their teeth are white and straight.
They have the right frames.
They're dress smart.
They're doing two hours of sweat Pilates every day.
And it's like this person looks as good as they can possibly look.
All the work goes into the teeth and the spray on tan.
Now, Dodgers, as we speak, are back.
By the way, I learned from watching Bush dodge that shoe.
That's an insult.
In his country, when a shoe is thrown at another man's head who's wearing a three-piece suit and conducting a press conference, it's a form of insult.
Thank you, news person.
Where's my steno pad?
I think they're going to get that one.
Somebody asked me, what about the hockey lockout?
And I said, huh?