Jake Sullivan

Former National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan is going to be here tonight.

And like all people with a nuanced understanding of the complex geopolitics of the Middle East, he's not working in government anymore.

But before we get to all that, ladies and gentlemen, I hope you had a pleasant weekend.

And got some rest.

Because the dizzy and chaotic carnival ride that is Donald Trump's America continues to careen down shitshow hill.

It's madness out there.

TSA lines longer than your actual trip.

Escalating threats in the Middle East.

Planes driving into trucks.

The only thing giving me joy is looking forward to this season of The Bachelorette.

I mean, they've got a strong Mormon woman.

She seems lovely.

I hope that she finds love.

Hold on a second.

I'm getting a call.

But luckily, in everything that is going wrong in our country, our intrepid leader is utterly unbothered.

The world disintegrates around him, largely due to his actions.

Yet he still managed to spend the weekend golfing a couple of times and partying at Mar-a-Lago.

I didn't know I was going to be here tonight.

You know, I really think that the less fun we're all having, the better he seems to be doing.