Jake Sullivan

Who did you talk to?

A top person.

or the top person.

The article really makes a huge difference here.

So a lower level guy who's been elevated to a higher echelon, a bottom who is now a top, versatile, but not, not stop it.

Your guys, who quite frankly don't seem like top guys, talk to their seemingly somewhat top guy.

Are Jared and Steve sure this is even a real person that they're talking to?

Out of curiosity, did the top Iranian guy ever ask for their social security numbers?

Or Target gift cards?

Is their top guy's name by any chance Ali Baba Booey?

Because it's sounding like bullshit.

Maybe if you walk us through the details, it'll feel more real.

What are we doing?

Well, well, well.

Looks like the creatine is working.

And there's no way you went to Iran and were like, all right, first point, no nuclear weapons.

And point number two, same.

Donald Trump is, without a doubt, one of the most prodigious liars this country has ever produced.

He's our supreme misleader.

But the chaos this very actual war is creating is making us question even his reality-distorting powers.