Jake Sullivan

Let's step back into the Wayback Machine.

All the way back, I don't know, June, when Israel and the United States first bombed Iran's nuclear program.

Permanently.

Obliterated.

I'm sorry, Caitlin Collins, you have a question.

It's so annoying.

It's so unbelievably annoying.

Here we go.

By the way, nuclear question aside, are they even opening the Strait of Hormuz?

Isn't that what prompted your apocalyptic ultimatum in the first place?

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I hate, here's what I hate.

I hate how these questions of great importance and consequence to our country he handles with such shitty glibness.

Meanwhile, here in America, we don't even need a war to degrade our own infrastructure.

Our airports are collapsing all by themselves.