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Jake

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
5471 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

And I don't even know how big the wound is.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

There's blood everywhere.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

It looks like it stopped bleeding now, maybe a couple hours ago, but clearly a lot of blood loss.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

He says my face just goes instantly pale right away.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

Like all the adrenaline is kind of wearing off now.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

He calls for our platoon medic to come over, who's one of my best buddies.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

You know, he's joking, walking over saying, you know, what do you guys need?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

Stop wasting my time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

And he looks at my leg and immediately knows something's wrong and begins to cut my pants and boots off and

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

He can't believe it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

I'm sitting there joking with him saying that I'm fine.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

But he rinses it out the best he can with his saline water or whatever and wraps it up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

And we talked to our platoon sergeant who is going to make the call on what we're going to do about this if they have to get me out of there now or if we can wait till afterwards.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

The decision was it stopped bleeding already.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

We're going to just wait.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

Me, the platoon sergeant in charge and the medic are going to sit back.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

And they can handle assaulting the village without us.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

There's another 100 guys.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

They don't need us.